ketchup does not belong on hotdogs
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When you eat pancakes, waffles, French toast or anything with syrup. Never pour the syrup on your food, always dip it or it gets mushy and gross.
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If waffles are not for syrup being poured on them, then why are little syrup pockets built in?
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They’re little butter pockets 
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Melt butter, mix it with maple syrup or honey and then lightly drizzle it over the pancakes.
Also crepes => waffles and pancakes, and I will fite e’rybody on that point!
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Sarestha has been the easiest character to deal with re her mount.
She just summons her deathcharger when needed. Turns out being a death knight has its perks.
For everyone else yeah I try to have one or at most two, and leave the living ones in the stable. Never really use sentient mounts as IC mounts. And my magic-aligned characters usually have a flying disk or a broom.
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It never occurred to me that beards would make bows hilariously problematic for some dwarves but now I can’t seem to get it out of my head.
I realize now that I had a subconscious headcannon that Wildhammer dwarves preferred bows to guns in some instances, specifically when flying a gryphon or anything that required stealth. For the gryphon, firing a gun mid-flight next to an animal that could spook comes off as an unnecessary risk, not to mention could effect the gryphon’s more sensitive hearing. Sure, a gryphon much like war horses could be trained not to freak out at the sound of a blunderbuss going off next to its head, but Wildhammers hold their gryphons in such high regard that I always saw them making concessions without a second thought for the gryphon’s comfort.
But now the image of a Wildhammer dwarf ripping off their beard mid-flight after it tangles in their bow string keeps replaying over and over. Such are Monday morning mulling-over-tea thoughts.
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I can’t play warriors and rarely play warlocks as their IC classes. That’s my “the rules” thing. it’d be funny to have the old paladins in the stormwind cathedral sniff out the fel on my disabled nightborne author, only for me to oocly say “he’s only a warlock b/c i needed one for my class collection, and Sad Old Man wasn’t an option.” It’s mostly that I’m not super interested in either class fantasy.
My blood elf warrior was played more like a Hunter in Plate, my gnome warrior is also a Survival Hunter in Plate, and my nightborne warrior is just a ballet dancer.
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My rules about healers:
- Shaman throw buckets of water at you.
- Paladins and Priest shine a light in your face.
- Druids toss compost on you.
- Evokers breath magic fire on you.
- Monks turn up the humidity and give you swamp ask
I do make the rules and I’m cranking up the humidity in this house suckers.
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I actually like axes a lot but I could never use them because they all clip into my tail when sheathed. It is like this rule is enforced by the game
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You have no idea how humiliating it is for a dwarf to be laughed out of a tavern because of a big bare patch on his chin.
I am grateful for having found peace, tranquility, serenity and balance within the healing practices of mistweaving.
Bows were not designed with dwarves in mind.
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