We helped you reclaim Argus, you could help us by turning that sweet laser on Orgrimmar…
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You misspelled “Tauren.” It’s understandable. We both have horns and hooves so it’s an easy mistake to make.
That is very true! And we waggle better.
Belf male > Draenei female > Belf female > Draenei male
The Naaru invented your space travel technology chief.
Some master race, can’t even fly your ships without crashing them.
You crash every ship you touch.
Now your women? Your women are gorgeous, possibly the most gorgeous thing walking about.
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I know. We’re like unicorns. If you see two or more in one location, you’ll live long and have many children.
Except for me. I just being cold weather.
Uuuuuhh. We aren’t bad pilots, every ship we crashed was screwed up by someone. The Genedar had a Naaru go critical. The exodar was sabotaged by Belves, the Xenedar got shot down by Legion.
They’re overrated honestly.
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I will admit that female draenei are … of interest to us horde boys at thr barbershop.
However the men can take a wall on a certain road
Ha you thought you could fool us with your fancy mathematics but there’s one fatal flaw in your calculations…there are no male Blood Elves! 
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And there are only female Draenei, and refrigerators.
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You’re just jelly that we’re stronger than you.
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Madam I’ll take that as a complement , given I’m cold hard killer. I’m particularly good at putting Hordies on Ice. 
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Too bad you crashed your ship. There’s still debris all over that island. You couldn’t fly a spaceship or land it right to save your scrawny, goat lives. Maybe you just didn’t know what you were doing?
Says the dude wearing plate mail and carrying an oversized club. So very high tech. Where are your laser blasters? And personal force shields? Can you make me one? Can you make yourself one? Nope.
And yet you guys keep getting overshadowed by lowly humans.
Funny, huh?
You walking chandelier, that’s my job.
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Well this might come across as a bit cold but you should be use to it by now given your line of work. How should I put this…well I guess the best way to break the ice is come right out and say it I suppose , you’ve been fired. You can only call in dead so many times for work before they have to let you go.
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Funny way of spelling Vulpera 
- Have the ability to traverse the galaxy at will
- Never leave Azeroth because they would die anywhere else
Master race and gender, reporting in.