Draenei appreciation thread (stay out if you hate goats)

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What if I just dislike goats

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Trolls be lovin’ Draenei :wink:

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draenei are ugly spacehussies.
you crashed your spaceship into a planet proving you can’t drive.
your lite brights got beat up by a night elf.
your wind chimes are noisy and nobody likes them.
you’re tall and ugly, really you lot just make elves that much more of an obvious choice.

@dreadmoon who cares what stinky smelly trolls think?

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They do I guess?

Also we’re mutated trolls my floozie friend :wink:

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Coincidentally, I had a goat curry for lunch today. It was tasty, but I have to say, the meat was a little stringy…

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Draenei need more facial hair options and eye color options. They are so close to being perfect.

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Good talking points but I offer a counter point:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/wowpedia/images/5/55/Path_of_Glory_-_Close-up.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1280?cb=20090711231308

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I like goats cooked over an open flame basted with some sauce and cooked to perfection.

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no! we are elves! we have ascended to a higher plane of existance! we have attained PERFECTION! :smirk:

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Shoutout to the small few Male Draenei’s that are still out there! You guys are underrated!

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If you don’t play draenei your playing the game wrong.

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you mean if you PLAY draenei you’re playing the game wrong.

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Someone has to keep our drinks cold!

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Let me explain it to you in a way your valley girl brain can understand. You are boxed wine. You’re cheap, fun at parties, and there’s a billion of you.

Draenei are global award winning staggs leap cabs from Napa valley. We’re limited edition, expensive, but we’re worth it and once you’ve had us elves taste like sour grape juice.

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Look, it’s not our fault that you guys didn’t feel the need to warn any of your new neighbors that you had a stalker named the Deceiver coming after you when you decided someone else’s planet looked like a good spot to get the Legion’s attention on next.

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you built a driveway out of my grandparents

NO FORGIVENESS

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No race like the standard Draenei have endure 1% of what they had to suffer, they are true survivors .

  • Persecuted by their own Eredar brothers & sisters
  • Murdered, tortured by the Orcs in Draenor
  • They had to participate to kill the very soul of their own planet

As for the Lightforged Draenei, they are the ultimate bad azzes, no other know species have raged battles against a Titan and his armies like the Lightforged did, and this in the Twisting Nether.
Everything which is not a Draenei don’t even worth to be called a soft marshmallow

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You got our entire race enslaved as disposable soldiers. You threw us to the wolves, and then turn around and complain that you got bit.

Look. We screwed up. I cop to that. But you’re not squeaky clean here yourselves, so how about we build a bridge (out of non-calcium-based materials) and get over it together?

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Draenei would be cool if they could wear shoes. Until then, they are second class members of the Alliance.

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Most races that live on Azeroth have had to deal with similar. Humans faced extinction twice just as an example. Living in the WoW universe sucks.

I do like Draenei, though.