Draenei Abductions

Do they do this? If so, how? With their spaceships and beaming people up? I must know.

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Belf having Draenei abduction fantasies? :blush:

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It’s all true…, Belves love it…

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I wouldn’t worry about the “how”. I’d be more worried about the “why”. I mean, anal probes…

Only Tauren that people later find mutilated and drained of blood.

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they keep looking for signs of intelligent life, but they don’t realize they have to fly all the way over to new Tinkertown to find it.

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They can abduct me any time.

breath spray
combs hair
combs eyebrows
applies man makeup

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This makes the bold and possibly unwarranted assumption that they can successfully navigate with sufficient precision to abduct an individual.

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Check Lovefool’s house.

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They do it with willing consent in Goldshire XD.

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What happens in Goldshire stays in Goldshire.

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Nope, doesn’t happen.

That implies Draenei know how to fly.

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Oh, they can fly. Landing, now, that is something of an issue.

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Draenei flew well enough to defeat the legion. We could kidnap as many blood elves as we can cram into the abductee barrel.

Not that we would, but the capacity is 22.

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Gets flattened by a random falling Draenei “Owwwww, why is it raining goats?!”

I think we started calling that guy liner :blue_heart:

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Does it, though? :dracthyr_hehe_animated:

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Stop kink shaming. Let em live their truth.

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I’d log my Cgbspender Warlock, but he’s on EU.

(I wonder how many will get that reference)

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I swear this is a Bread bait thread.

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