/swoon?
Girl, I’d like to see your dragon tattoo
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"Why don’t you come into my lair, there’s treasure in there 
"
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They should definitely have that one in.
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Why does that read like a trashy romance novel you would find for $3 in a Walmart that I wrote last summer
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I dunno, you tell me 
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I hear they have jousting on Icecrown Glacier. Can you help me find a dragon lance?
I know it’s horrible, but a reference should at least be made.
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Being horrible is heavily encouraged.
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You write trashy romance? Well feed us some flirts!
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Quit trying to get me banned
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Are your books…hardcover?
Any at the library? I’d love to check you out.
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You’re giving me the vapors or creeps I don’t know they’re kind of indistinguishable
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Here’s a joke.
“I. Set. That girl on fiiiiire”
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For some heartburn is a minor inconvenience. When I have it, it’s a natural disaster.
“I believe I can fly,” (sung)
“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly… time-y wimey… stuff.”
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I feel like heartburn could be reworked into a flirt somehow
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Blizzards political pandering is a good one.
“You want to know how to train a Drakthyr? Let me show you…”
Im just trying to think of references now lol.
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You must be from the bronze dragonflight. Time stands still when I am around you.
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Going to assume they’ll be the blandest things ever added to the game. Only way to not have any of them removed a few months later.
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Im the REAL dragon born.
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