Guide to Asking for Changes to Classic
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Always start by saying something like “I played vanilla, but,” or “I like everything in vanilla, but”. Bonus points of you use “that being said”.
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Always get offended when people tell you no. Be sure you keep responding with things like “it doesn’t affect you” or “it’s just nostalgia”.
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Always reference modern improvements to UX or graphics. Those get the #nochangers all riled up.
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Forgot to add, always insult #nochangers with buzzwords like “purist”.