Do you think the JAILER brushes his teeth?

I think he looks like he lacks basic hygiene and is a pretty dumb character in general. Do you think the JAILER at least brushes his teeth?

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It’s his secret breath weapon.

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Of course he does. Just because you’re the big evil bad guy dosen’t mean you don’t practice basic dental hygiene.

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He’s bald, that’s literally all i need to know about him.

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my alts and I can offer him a lifetime supply of
https://www.wowhead.com/item=37604/tooth-pick

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“This is hell Millie, nobody cares about cars being clean here!”-Blitzo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJdwoRuHoKw

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Well, he was chained for thousands of years…

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I can tell the Jailer is the type of person to not scrub himself in the shower, he just lets water hit his vital areas.

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I really can’t watch him in any video and actually absorb what he’s saying because I’m morbidly fascinated by how gawd awful his coffee breath must me. Ain’t no tic tac fixing that.

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What would the Jailer physically eat that he would need to brush his teeth?

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I hear his toothpicks are the bones of Gnomes.

Yes, his teeth are pearly white in the cinematic. I think he also lifts frequently. Probably benches all that mawsworn armor and has his own private gym somewhere in Torghast. He also was hooking up with Sylvanas while she was with Nathanos, so there’s that. The Jailer doesn’t get a toxic girl like that chasing unless he takes care of himself.

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I’m don’t know and I don’t care. I’m too focused on his nips to notice anything else about him. His nips have a power all their own…

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Do you think anyone in WoW brushes their teeth? These were medieval times, let’s be honest. :cold_sweat:

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I heard he chews tobacco and uses that hole in his chest as a spittoon.

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Depends on the race/culture.

Draenei probably clean their teeth with lasers for instance.

That sounds dangerous.

Let’s try it.

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When was the last time Octonoozle changed underwear?

Asking for a Jailer?

The real question is when was his last pedi? Have you SEEN those toe nails?!?!?!

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I’m sure he doesn’t need hygiene when he has tortured souls and powered husks to keep him clean.

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