Describe Shadowlands With an Analogy

Shadowlands is the meatloaf in this scenario…

Beat ya to it and its not a beef meatloaf either.

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What makes this work is that Doofensmirtz is in complete denial of how terrible the loaf is until he sticks a fork in it and eats it…

Shadowlands is like Zack Snyder’s Justice League:

  • I thought the previous version was passable and entertaining
  • The new one has some things it does better, but some things that don’t make sense
  • The new one is darker and edgier
  • They both bring someone back from the dead
  • They both feature a villain who wants to destroy our world, using “keys” and dark, winged minions
  • They are both quite long, but you can at least watch ZSJL in one sitting, unless you count pausing for restroom breaks

Shadowlands is like a Roblox game that my kid plays. Log in, hop into a lobby, and then get teleported to the action. Repeat this over and over again for raids, dungeons, arenas, and battlegrounds.

Lobby Games of Warcraft should be the rebrand.

Shadowlands is like when your grandma has a heart attack, her body is revived by doctors, but her brain was without oxygen for too long.
Everyone will choose to pull the cord, its just a matter of when.

WoW is very clearly on its death bed.
It may even die before OW2 and/or Riot put it down.

Torghast is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.

Yes, technically not about Shadowlands as a whole, but I couldn’t find a way to make the Forest Gump quote fit in otherwise.

It would be the part where jenny finally hooks up with forest knowing shes prob got STI.