This is the proper point in this thread to post this, I believe …
Boys looks for body while pie-eating contest ends badly.
Disfigured outcast only accepted into society as safety equipment for severe weather.
Stand By Me?
You are…CORRECT!
Hrmn…
Young recently married couple go through major life changes, and find themselves sharing their dream home with a neurotic artist (and her fat enabler), her spineless husband, and their daughter.
Ha - Beetlejuice!
Beetlejuice!
Lol I just beat you Rollo lol.
You are both Correct!
Guy makes it for 550 days with nobody else to talk to.
Yayyyy for us! Ok, here’s one…
A young girl needs an old priest and a young priest.
The Exorcist
Correct! Good job!!
Hrmn…
Millionaire orphan goes to China to learn karate, returns home and begins self-funded community cleanup project.
Batman Returns or Batman something!?
Young orphan knocks himself out in the head and makes up a whole new world to escape his reality.
Correct again!
Accidental super powered lady gets over Stockholm syndrome.
I feel bad, I’ve been trying to poorly describe the Warcraft story because it is basically a movie but every terrible description I give makes it too obvious what it is. The best one I had was “bald dude has 6 magic macguffins to advance the plot” but that’s basically easy to be mistaken for Infinity War.
How is it possible this story is so bad that I can’t even give it a bad description without it sounding like the exact plot or able to be mistaken for another movie? T_T