Dear Vulpera: from a Human Hunter

stop attacking me and let me hug you already!

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just cause im a hunter does not mean i dont love foxes…

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If you give me my favorite food I’d gladly let you tame me for all the hugs you want/give

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I say we set you on fire, like those other Alliance did to us.

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that’s a bit harsh for a bunch of burnt boxes.

Do you accept chili fries?

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I’m sorry Hawkens.

Unfortunately your SI:7 People have soured the Vulpera towards you. I’m sure you’ll find one that isn’t skiddish one day.

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What’s up, Hawkéns? Shortround the Dark Iron tells me you’re a good guy.

I’d never attack you if I saw you out & about. That would be like someone yelling at Grumbles. Simply unthinkable.

:beers:

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You my friend, are part of the faction that began Vulpera Purge Squads. I would sooner make you into a crispy fried Human than let you even offer me delicious chili fries. :crazy_face:

Hmmm. Looks like mixed reviews, laddie.

At least my new main and alts won’t cook & skin ye. :laughing:

Honestly I was a bit surprised the Alliance did try to purge those little desert floofs. Must have been a Greymane order or something. I dunno.

:beers: good luck to ye!

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It might help if you’d put down your weapons and got rid of your pet…first.
Also take off your gear…then we’ll see.

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It was misunderstanding I saw gear just lying around and did not know Greymane took it off to wash up.

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I think instead we should trap it and tame it to us.

nods at wolves, the wolves nod back

Then it is agreed!

whistles

yay!

very rude, and all we did was set fire to boxes…

oh… umm…
that’s ummm too forward…

Wait what…

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i’ll gladly accept a hug from you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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I already hugged you because you said you were a human hunter.

I hugged before I looked.

Look before you hug, folks.

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I am sure there are some vulpera out there that are human hunters also, I don’t think you want to meet them though it may end badly for you.

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That’s the best name ever.

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See this is what I thought he meant.

Also I’ve been in warmode and I understand everything except the “footmen”. Just glad I’m a ranged class.

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just cause i own a fox onesie does not mean i am one of “Those” human hunters…

i just like to sleep comfy.

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