Dear people using the Volatile Blaster

We all know it’s fun and cool to have a special ability and Mechagon has all sorts of them. But please for the love of Thrall’s Balls QUIT SPAMMING THE VOLATILE BLASTER ON EVERY BOSS YOU SEE! EVERY TIME YOU BLAST IT OVER A CLIFF KHADGAR DELAYS HIS RETURN ANOTHER PATCH AND SANTA MOVES YOU TO THE NAUGHTY LIST!!1!1!!eleven!

Nobody thinks you are cool. Not even your mom.

Peace out friends, except gnomes. Nobody likes gnomes, not even gnomes. But even gnomes are better than people that use the Volatile Blaster.

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I like Gnomes… therefore both of these statements are incorrect.

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Gnomes that use volatile blaster <3

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This sounds like a fun troll to do. Thanks.

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Knockback items and spells are bad in a group setting. More news at 11!

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He’s still doing maths.

does anyone know what this guy is talking about

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@Eze

In Mechagon there’s a weapon that you can use on cooldown that heavily knocks back everything it hits. Even rare bosses.

If you use it on say, Scrap King or Mr. Fixit you can make them fall off a cliff so EVERYONE trying to kill it has to chase after it down the cliff. It can get quite annoying when multiple people are spamming it, ping-pong-ing the boss all over the place.

I call it fun, though.

brb logging into the game to acquire

Note to self: Use Volatile Blaster more often. Got it. Thanks!

Hey, I like Gnomes and I’m not even a Gnome.

The thing people don’t like? Trolls.

It should be noted that all of the rares leash, so punting too far resets them. This is not only annoying, but in Warmode it’s outright dangerous – especially as Alliance where we have to quickly sneak in most of our rare kills to begin with.

That said, the blaster is also a very respectable chunk of DPS, especially if you’re not a DPS spec. I usually do Mechagon as tank, and I’ll stick the boss against a wall where we can all freely spam the blaster on cooldown.

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yes. as alliance we almost had Rustfeather but it got punted so far that it leashed rest and gave the horde time to come in force and steal it from us.

No, that just means you’re a nobody.

What are you talking about? I have it on good authority that everyone likes me.

I push Rustfeather off, people get mad af.

I grab the Volatile Blaster so I can counteract the people griefing or messing up with the weapon.