He, the Nathanosman, Master of Azeroth
I am D, Prince of Retconnia, Defender of the secrets of Castle Devskull.
This is C.G, my fearless understudy.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic pen and said “By the power of Devskull, I made Sylvanas invincible!”
C.G became the mighty Leroy and I became Nathanosman, the most powerful man in Retconnia.
Only three others share this secret: our friends the Spell check paperclip, Some guy named Jim and the lvl 16 Orc. Together we defend Castle Devskull from the evil forces of Playertor.