!CRUGS Message to the Alliance!

Wyrmrest Accord
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Mastering a force is not the same as being ruled by it, ask your fel green Orc friends about that.

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The force whose leaders & primary soldiers have been alien invaders who wanted to conquer and raze the planet.

You know, trustworthy!

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(Commentary): “Honorable,” and, “pillaging,” are not words that work together. Nor is a night attack honorable.

(Query): Too afraid to face the might of the Alliance by day, orc?

(Observation): The majority of the Alliance’s races have deep connections to Azeroth. Several of it’s most prominent races (Humans, Dwarves, and Gnomes), are literally children of Azeroth, created from her stone and ore, given life by her energies. Races such as Night Elves have been defending Azeroth longer than races such as Orcs have lived. Meanwhile the Horde is bombing, blighting, and nuking any part of the world it feels like on a moment’s whim. It seems unlikely the Spirit of Azeroth doesn’t trust the Alliance. The Speaker for Azeroth is one of our former leaders, a Dwarf.

(Observation): A blatant falsehood. The Horde is more likely to destroy Azeroth. Their track record on planets isn’t very good. Draenor counts against you.

(Statement): An anti-organic matter array shall now be aimed at Orgrimmar at all times. Continued infraction against the sovereignty and peace of the Alliance shall result in equivalent exchange. For each Alliance life taken, a Horde life shall be wiped from the face of the world. Continue this foolishness at your own risk.

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I don’t know what’s worse, that vulpera that types everything in uwu or this HK-47 style mechagnome stuff.

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I think we need to pillage Ironforge next, steal all their alcohol.

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(Analysis): Pandaren, male. Armaments conclude training as a Hunter. Specimen is comprised of 90% body fat.

(Commentary): I’d call you a meatbag, but you’re more fat than meat.

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Crug, I sent you a lovely basket of rocks to eat, it even had Granite in there. Remember to chew them up so you don’t choke.

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There’s a joke here a retired Army doctor told me once.

The military will do the right and honorable thing!.. Once it’s exhausted all other options.

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We raided our enemy at the point where most of them logged off so we could have the least amount of resistance possible. Marvel at our bravery, might, bravery, courage and above all bravery.

Why is every Horde PvP post like this?

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You see, this is where the Victoria 2 Logic comes in handy.

Void Elves aren’t a great power on Azeroth. They don’t get a say in world affairs. Thus, they are evil and should be treated as such.

Edit

Please take this with a grain of salt. I am very much trying to keep in the spirit of CRUG’s thread.

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based on the record of losses the Horde must not be a great power either. blazammo!

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That’s not how Viccy 2 works. Simply not liking something doesn’t make it go the way you want.

That being said, if we were to go on Viccy 2 rules, the only Great Powers in the Horde after BfA would probably be Zandalar and Quel’thalas. So hey, problem people still out of power.

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The UWU stuff can go die in a fire. The HK-47 mechagnome stuff can stay.

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I guess I should count my blessings its at least able to be read and understood without translators.

You’re old school forums, Chonga. Remember back in like Wrath, that one guy that made every post in a thick “Darkspear” accent and constantly got in arguments with people because they refused to engage with him because they couldn’t understand him/didn’t want to talk the time to decipher what he said?

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They both make my eyes want to puke… but one is candy sprinkled rainbow eye-puke and the other is used motor oil and rust eye-puke.

Lesser of two evils.

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are you talking about Rakasta or w/e

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That’s the one I think. Troll warrior right?

Lest speaking his name summon him back, I will admit the mechagnome thing is better than his thing or the uwu thing.

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i remember him as a monk but it’s w/e. hopefully he stays gone forever because the annoying accent was the least of the problems with him.

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I enjoy the uWu thing for comedic purposes and timing is everything on it’s execution. Folks talkin’ like that IC would be an eyebrow raiser though.

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Oh yeah I remember that guy he gave me some creepy vibes.