Cranky Quarantine Thread

she’s hot and Evil Is Cool

not everyone is looking for citizen kane of videogame plot lines

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One of the raid leaders even said he was hoping for a Sylvanas redemption arc.

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Actually wait a minute…in Legion, don’t Warriors gain access to Odyn’s Valhalla by dying? So how exactly is Odyn circumventing the whole “All Souls Go to Superhell” thing?

Could…could we just go ask him nicely to break out a big net to catch all the souls and have they chill out in the Halls of Valor until we get this all sorted out? He kind of owes us a solid.

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[citation needed]

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Thros seems to be a personal domain, so it’s unlikely to have enough impact souls-wise

they do mention that parts of Ardenweald are dying and turning into Drust-like areas, linking them to the death area.

also, the whole drust plotline keeps dropped in drustvar, the central location of it. making it kinda pointless even in bfa (just like all the other individual zone storylines)

This is why

I’m not 100% off the top of my head but don’t you get picked out by Val’kyr on the spot?

This would irritate me so much. Anything where Sylvanas doesn’t pay for her actions is just crappy.

Seriously think about it. Sylvanas blight bombed Southshore to goo (innocent people, men, women, and children), all she did in Gilneas, and then Teldrassil. Not only did she kill all those innocent men, women, and children in Teldrassil, she knowingly condemned them to an eternity of torment in the Maw.

You can’t redeem someone like that, or shouldn’t.

Well, warriors could technically move to and from warrior heaven on a whim, making the whole “Maw Walker” thing redundant. So, let’s just say the warrior was only mostly dead.

Welcome to WarCraft, where the Orcs capital is named after their greatest War Criminal and a coward who abandoned his own men in their greatest time of need.

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You see, our class hall may have seemed dumb and lame at the time, but actually we’re better than all of you

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I’m still upset the Warrior Class mount was not, in fact, a Val’kyr.

Wait no…that sounds wrong…YOU RIDE ON HER BACK! Wait…NO

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brb rolling a warrior alt

Our flying mount should have been heroic leap.

You leap.

And you continue leaping.

And you just keep going.

And then this starts playing

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Watches Erasure Video

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

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Meanwhile, instead of a stupid glowy owl, priests should’ve gotten a paladin as their class mount

They already carried us on their backs through the entire class storyline, so why not make it official?

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My order hall has a sekrit door. This is superior.

And it also isn’t a sewer. Stares at the Rogues

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I didn’t see every class order’s hall, but I maintain that the Hunter’s was the lamest.

Rogues: Den of sin and villainy hiding in plain sight.
Warriors: Glorious afterlife of battle.
Paladins: Humblest and divine home of the Light.
Hunters: A house and some tents. Neat.

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why ride on their back when the superior answer is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju9K6nk07iE

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