Granted, but they have a 99% damage and healing nerf.
I wish we could purge Goldshire on MG.
Granted, their Arcane Intellect buff has been purged
I wish for some breakfast burritos
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Granted, but a seagull swoops down and steals them before you can eat
I wish that all races could play any class when War Within launches
Granted, but depending on the race, you can play only one predetermined spec.
I wish DHs could fly with their wings.
Granted, but it is on a 100 year cooldown.
I wish for a Burger King to open in Thunder Bluff.
Granted, but it only sells Impossible Whoppers.
I wish you all a good day.
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Granted, but no one can enjoy it because all the crap in the world today has made them paranoid and the day is just a little too good…
I wish for a high rez update of the Wolfslayer Sniper Rifle since Wowhead is datamining all these new uprezed TBC weapons.
Granted but the weapon is bugged now and stays on your back.
I wish a 3rd faction arises in game.
Your wish is granted but Horde and Alliance factions now cease to exist as everyone joins the third faction.
I wish everyone in the forums would get along.
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Granted but now no one can see each other’s posts.
I wish that we could get achievements from forum posts.
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Granted, but they are only for how many likes you get and likes can only be given by Trust Level Four. Not people with trust level four, because it only goes to three. Trustlvlfour the Gnome Warlock.
I wish Orc ladies got their waggle back on retail like they have in Classic. They run like they have a stick up their backside now…
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Granted, Orc ladies have their waggle back but are no longer allowed to run.
I wish we could lock items so we don’t accidentally sell them.
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(Oh, is that what happened? I was wondering…)
Granted, but it’s buggy as hell and sometimes triggers on random items unprompted. Doing so also locks them in your inventory so you can’t sell them intentionally either. Nor trade, equip, or delete them… They’re just there forever now.
I wish to have top dps in all raids.
Granted, however all other dps is 1.
I wish for invincible.
Granted, but you can’t see it.
I wish we could solo all old raids.
That sounds kinda cool honestly.
granted, but each raid boss is harder to fight, like dark souls mode.
i wish for a plate of chili fries
Granted. But they never drop gear for your class.
I wish for playable Naga.
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Granted, your plate wearing classes armour is now chili fries.
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HELL 
ing YES! GRANTED.
… Oh no. No no no no! I have to corrupt this now! NOOOOO!!
Granted, but… oh! Granted but if you play them, you become a naga IRL! And always smell heavily like fish! YEA!
I wish for no one to be able to corrupt ANYTHING else to do with playable naga! 
Granted, but the Naga discussion gets banned from everywhere on the internet and Blizzard makes any discussion about Naga an instant permaban.
I wish for chili fries.