Conq boxes are like balloons

filled with champagne. Blizzard devs ride around in a limo and lob it at homeless bums like us, so the champagne explodes all over us, but just a little bit of it gets in our mouths, not even a full sip. then they yell out the sunroof “How d’ya like that taste of the good life ya bums!” and now we don’t even have that

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based schizo poster

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