Confess your wow sins

I have an Alliance toon…Please forgive me my Horde brothers and sisters!

Alright . . .

clears throat

When I mount up on my brutosaur in no fly zones or at the start of these new expansions I immediately boot the auctioneer and repair vendors before riding off. Yea if someone’s using them before I boot them I stick around but otherwise they are gone and I run off into the wild blue yonder.

I once went to gallantly save a town from being attacked by a higher level on my shadow priest after returning from a long time away from the game. I dotted him up, the tricky bugger mounted up and flew up, I smugly said “that won’t stop me, i can levitate” so I flew up and dotted him up mid-air, killing him with a shadow word death… and as his lifeless body plunged to the floor I realised I’d forgotten where levitate was on my bars. I splattered myself all over the ground about 2 seconds after he did. the shame…

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Is look at it all you do? O_o

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When it comes to world bosses, I just afk auto attack till it flops over.

I larp as a zug zug Horde forever but my main is Alliance and I’m contemplating faction transferring my Horde toons.

I will frequently kill people by putting up ports to old Dalaran. If they catch on, I will first put up a portal to w.e the current expo hub is and then layer over it an old Dalaran portal so that I may keep killing. I have murdered hundreds of people this way.

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I killed an afk vulpera in the maw (they we’re gonna die to a mob anyways but I could’ve killed it and mced them to safety) and I never saw them again to apologize

I’m on the Alliance and I don’t want to kill Tauren.

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Back in Wrath I would craft arrows (or just buy them from the AH) and post them in stacks of 10 at the same price of 100, knowing full well most players didn’t have AH addons and the way columns were set, they’d never know the difference.

Why does being ported to old Dalaran kill people?

Vegetarian?

u a psychopath u done finally lost it smh

Because it ports them 300 feet in the air over a huge crater. Not every class has a slowfall ability or immune so they often die lol

I play in my underwear about 90% of the time.

I occasionally go kill the opposite faction’s auctioneers.

I’ve played this character for 15 years and I don’t really know much about the Feral and Guardian abilities.

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Amateur. I wear flannel pajama pants and T-shirts while I work. :smiley:

Ive played since vanilla (sept '06) however:
Never did a heroic dungeon before the last few weeks in WoD
Never knew there was LFR until end of WoD
Stepped into first normal raid in Legion
Did rated pvp for the first time i 7.2 legion

I confess my ignorance and filthy casual ways