Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming “Law and Order” are the copyrighted names of his left and right fists.
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The deepest point in the ocean is known as the Challenger Deep. This is because all they found there was Chuck Norris challenging them a fight. They left as quickly as possible.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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While I would like to agree just on personal views, morality is indeed relative, who or what is considered normal to who? Something that maybe a horrible act to you half a world away is probably considered culturally normative… cannibalism for instance. Again I do not KNOW if humans will exist in 100 trillion years, and quite frankly if you’re being honest neither do you for a certainty…
Some people have a boogeyman under their bed.
The boogeyman has Chuck Norris under his bed.
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Coronavirus wears a mask to prevent getting Chuck Norris.
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Your right. You can not make one side of the coin without the other. For every act of good contains a act of evil, and every act of evil contains a act of good. There is no way to purify it to only one half and when you try you become the greater monster in the room. There must be Balance in all things.
Pandaria was built because Chuck Norris threw a stuffed panda at him computer, Blizzard had no control!
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The Sun went blind for staring at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got into a staring contest with the sun and won.
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Chuck Norris IS what Illidan looked at!
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Recently Big-Foot claimed he had a Chuck Norris sighting.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why the Burning Crusade obsessed with taking Azeroth for so long. They knew our Earth was next.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Cthulu went back to Ry’leh.
Well I’m long out of likes for a few hours everybody have a 
for all these hilarious jokes.
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It’s been fun. <3
I think it’s a safe bet to believe that human beings will not exist in 100 trillion years, and I know you wouldn’t bet on it either.
Moral relativity is another cop out. It’s not a hard concept to not attack LGBT+ people, people of color, etc. Just don’t do it, and if you do, be prepared to face the consequences, just as a thief would if they were caught by the police.
I don’t believe you would be nihilistic or a moral relativist if someone broke into your home and stole the device you’re using right now to access these forums. You’d be entitled to justice, as I do and other victims of violence.
Some kids write their name by peeing in snow. Chuck Norris writes his name by peeing in concrete.
Chuck Norris once won Connect 4 in three moves.
Chuck Norris once made a snowman out of rain.
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So, anyways…
Chuck Norris once looked at medusa. Now she’s a statue at Chuck Norris’ house.
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Some people unwind by going downhill skiing. Chuck Norris unwinds by going uphill skiing.
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The best part is the SJW troll really makes this a genuine Barrens experience. Most people here to have fun, one person SJW trolling, and a few people taking the bait. We just need two people arguing about politics and this become the official Barrens chat thread.
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I would not bet on it because I know better, apparently you do not. As for the later I refer you to “If someone ask you for your tunic offer them your cloak. If one slaps thine cheek then turn the other and offer them that cheek as well.”-Jesus Christ.
I can always have a conversation with myself over politics, would that help?