Chronicles Part 8

Carissaria-aggramar · February 23, 2019, 6:44am

Well, Fleb hasn’t been moved, but I don’t want a ban ):

Trees are very quick thinkers! It knew my plan all along and was slowly opening a hole for the Paladin

Like what?

Like those acorns. Ooh I love me some acorns.

I say the entire Horde and their little dogs too!

That’s a bit excessive. We can just make a new druid

What’s HIMYM?

Help I moved your melatonin?

And thanks for thinking I would be such a good resistor! I’ve been training myself against pain by slowly letting my skin adapt bark like traits almost reflexively.

Gilblin-dalaran · February 23, 2019, 7:04am

~~And gnomes~~

Eze-magtheridon · February 23, 2019, 8:16am

they always go for the pretty faces like ours

expect that everyone caught on and well that’s how we got darkshore

to be determined! :mad:

do you also love peaches cos they require nuts to crack WHACK

that sounds excessive. so i’ll need about 250 horde heads and 500 horde fur scraps

how can we do that tho? green hair? sassy forum presence?

Melatonin?! We need a talk about melatonin if that’s the case!

an acronym for How I Met Your Mother. it’s a tv show that was on air in the 2000s.

totally thinking you could brave the cold winters to grow bark on your delicate stems LIKE ROSES IN THE DEAD OF WINTER

Eze-magtheridon · February 23, 2019, 9:26am

i messed up one of the quotes but i’m too lazy/tired/distracted to edit so deal

Carissaria-aggramar · February 23, 2019, 3:54pm

I would never eat such delicacies!

Yeah

Of course

):

Ok

Are you a void elf now, descending into madness?

No?

Then the Alliance too

Ofcourse

Ah ok. How did you meet my mother?

Yeah or course. Except it wouldn’t be cold since we druids love all seasons and change them to a dark spring/summer/autumn everywhere we live.

Carissaria-aggramar · February 23, 2019, 3:54pm

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 12:49am

don’t they know that looks don’t last, we are strutting while we can

yes

but peach is such a delightful fruit, just like you. it’s orange, like druids’ class. and you’re my precious peach /tentacleflip

i quit, this job is too demanding

Ok

at the grocery store, i was checking watermelons for ripeness and she helped me

well change dun morogh into a rainforest, i’ll wait

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 12:50am

I ain’t living in no snowglobe

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 12:53am

ha you can’t even do it! and you’re too big to fit in a snow globe

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 1:23am

You think I’m fat!?

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 1:41am

why do you always think that? you know we amazon freaks are too tall for those shallow snow globes!

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 1:46am

But we like Malfurion?

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 2:10am

that first ever druid that can turn into an ordinary translucent owl? he’s a bit arrogant if you ask me

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 2:28am

I thought that was Tyrande’s owl ):

But he killed those Horde

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 3:08am

it was? it looked like malfurion’s to me at the time

we killed some of them too!

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 3:10am

It could be. I got no idea tho. Tyrande uses a silver owl in HotS and that’s what i think it is.

But he bit their heads off and buried them alive while muffling their screaming!

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 3:19am

thats what i get for not playing hots since its inception

showoff

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 3:21am

Now it’s ded ):

I want to be just like him when I finally turn 8,000

Eze-magtheridon · February 25, 2019, 3:38am

what happened

there will nobody else like the granddaddy of all druids. malfurion has to be at least 20,000…maybe even 50k

Carissaria-aggramar · February 25, 2019, 3:47am

Blizz moved like all of it’s people off of it and cancelled their League or something.

That’s a bit too old though ):