Chronicles Part 11

Yeah!

Can’t I root them down?

Why not?

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i only knew just now! i’m seeing your blue hair in a whole new light now

whatever works

because it’s not worth it for me to get my claws dirty. i already spend a hour on my nails whenever i’m not visiting my weekly mani!

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Magical magic

All you have to do is put your sword on your foot and just run around. Instant decapitation.

But blood makes for such nice decor!

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like the edges of my blue hair!

but that would take your foot off?!

i always did have a hard time matching blood red…like on my night elf :\

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Yeah

I would flap, silly

True

they’re flamin’ red now

that involves at least two gcds…so, let’s only hope you get more than 3 seconds of air time before you go splat

green is also a terrible colour :\ i did save a potential gold mog tho

Yeah

Easy

It’s tree color!

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if they’re red doesn’t that mean they’re blood elves now? :scream:

KILL THEM CARI

i’ll be there to bless your corpse and maybe res you if i feel like it

not to a warrior!

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Already done

I won’t die

Why not?

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that fast? hmm i don’t see their bodies?

famous last words

warriors dumb. green means safe. green means go. go, go, go!

They 30 feet under

I’m a celebrity!

Yeah. Go into tree and stay there forever!

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they got concrete feet!

i’m entirely in shock and awe of your humble presence, my princess Carissaria

but who will protect your tree!

Their feet are part of the concrete.

I know, I try very hard to maintain it.

Me, of course!

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you always choose the easy ones to sink…

no matter what you are, you’ll always be the regular cari to me

that’s a full time job without pay, you up for it?

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They were difficult. It took a bit more effort than swallowing some water.

Glad to hear it

No pay?

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is it like brushing your teeth?

no special treatments from me!

no pay whatsoever. i might visit you on occasion, but that’s about it

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A bit less time consuming.

Aw ):

I can do it from a remote location ^.^

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i can’t imagine anything less time-consuming than brushing your teeth!

those things aren’t to be discussed publically, you know

so like those gnomes who live in remote locations selling rare engineering patterns?

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Killing Horde

Ok

Yes

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even some of them take too long; they won’t simply roll over and give up…you’re about to die, accept your fate and lie down already

special favours don’t get acknowledgement, it’s assumed…like a mob boss nodding yes

you aren’t cut out for that kind of life, you deserve to be in the forefront of battle and all that junk

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