LOL best option. 
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You had one job!
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least im not 
en on the game or community as i leave…
i rather leave with dignity…
The pants stays on!
i’m sorry
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But you can never escape the forums.
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consider it a vacation
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/grabs one of few hundred frying pans with Hawkens face imprint
Vacation denied! 
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You can’t leave! You’re too handsome to leave.
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the pressure is heavy now.
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We’ll have some hot and fresh (several months old) chili fries for you when you get back.
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They need to be fresh. He’ll run away for longer if they’re several months old.
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He won’t be able to run if we give him bad enough food poisoning.
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Don’t even need to do that. All you have to do is pull out the frying pan and he’ll stand still.
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The chili fries will not be the same without you. Cya when you get back!
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Well wheres the fun in that?
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i’ll save it for if i ever wanna make a thread about judgin the game itself.
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I’ll throw them in the microwave for 45 seconds shortly before his return. He’ll never know the difference.
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“Nice story, tell it to Reader’s Digest!” -random Dave Mustaine quote.
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nobody
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Don’t tell me what to do
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always 1 or 2 of these ppl somewhere…
then fight me
i will make you have fun friend!
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