So, I have an idea. haha
My suggestion for Blizzard: All you have to do is continue in the current direction of the class and change nothing. But give us cool titles as we gain gear like, “the easy target” to start but progress it to something like “The masochistic”.
This would hit two of your key business points as it would probably draw a fetish crowd, and it would involve you doing very little actual work on the class to balance it in a way that makes it competitive. (and you never would have to again!)