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I passed swole as i set out to do, I got one last lucky lobby and hit 2782.
Time for my honest review of enhance now.
Tbh this spec sucks, its a good noobstomper at low mmr and fun if you get rng procs from ascend. I got lucky lobbys at start and between that and enemy inexperience I got a lot of undeserved wins for sure.
Outside of that it feels like im beating people with pool noodles outside cds and if everyone reacts correctly to you it feels hopeless like zero win conditions and hoping someone makes something happen.
Shoutout to every warrior that made me wanna uninstall with double stun drs, disarm then i trinket into instant warrior fear every big pop. I got outplayed hard and I hate you with all my being.
I’ll continue to hate on enhance for obvious bias reasons but I got a lot more respect for the better players on it since its not easy to pull wins especially if most specs really dont want you to hit them and dismantle your go’s with stuff like trinket glimpse/port, blinks etc no fun buzzkill rdy to reroll now.
Wheres my gold swole, i’m also never playing this spec again.
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Holy in like 100 rounds too. This is the funniest thing ive seen in months
I love you setback
Edit: ill throw in like a 50k bonus for a good laugh hit me up
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Really nothing special i got lucky lobbies and rode mmr up, quite a few 3/3s haha. Scraping by doing nothing impressive.
even the 2-4 and 1-5 didn’t ding me much bc the juiced up mmr
This man got my 2700 shuf season goal on a saturday afternoon on a spec hes never played
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Sometimes you gotta make a point.
Just bypassing 5 years and 20k+ games of enh in a few hours. 
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I played like 5000 games of ele atleast since DF so I’m not completely clueless its not THAT different. Utility wise its the same and I’ve always played mage previous so shear/hex123 is pmuch the same you just got half the kick cd and a cd on poly basically.
You could do the funniest thing right now w a rando warrior and healer
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I will never log in that char again. I was drained at end and had no motivation left to play it.
chasing boomies and locks around makes me feel like the biggest clown just paint my face and give me a red nose. It was humiliating how stupid i must have looked ook ook in middle running after them all game and somehow getting a 3/3 cr ride up in those lobbies. I only wish my shammy had a different name and data disabled so no one saw how cringe I looked like lmao look at setback. Truly the definition of being carried by luck and basic gameplay
I’ll stick to ranged specs.
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I’m already queing my new sp. I ment it never logging on shammy again.
I figure 1,000 more games and I’ll get lucky streak of lobbies and make it to the top as shadow.
plus what if i que and goose egg and lose it all. I can’t fall below and be forced to keep queing to break even on that spec.
we bow before you man.
unfortunately swole will not acknowledge this ever again and will move onto bigger and better posts
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He put out the challenge and I matched it.
I gave him every opportunity to remove gold from equation and match what I end on enhance as SP.
We’ll see if he pays me the 1,000,000 gold the he insisted was deal and not him on SP.
I’d gladly forfeit that 1 mil to see him que endlessly on SP.
Swolesp 2782 rating, get to queing
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not only will u not see 1 copper of this gold, but he will never acknowledge the bet/challenge again.
and when you bring it up in future threads he will ignore it.
he’ll know the truth inside, which i think is good enough
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Im 2550-2700 shuf mmr on 3 dif hpals but got 0-6’d at 2150 mmr last night vs fury/enh/havoc on my spriest
Spr not for the weak
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Idk it’s a fairly small amount of gold, not like he put up 15m or something.
Prob has to go buy it, though.
Did you play tempest for the all in go, or the lash/totemtic build for the more frequent but less all in gos?
just SB, i tried like totemic one or two games and i sucked and never did it again lmao
one game i missed my cap totem stun and did nothing with my pop and cus no rng proc’d i lost us the game
the other i tremored the monk out and then i ate full howl on my go shortly after and never got dispelled
it was depressing.
Feels like if I dont have tremor up to pretremor every pop i get instant howl’d no dispell gg i hate lock
Do a blitz title but without the wintrade 
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