Dear Chromie,
So the Pook is in that time prison where there’s these zombies and ghost ladies and spiders and other creepy things, and I’m just stabbing people and taking their stuff. I mean, most of them are already dead so it’s not like a ghost lady really needs money. What is a ghost lady gonna spend it on?
It was a good time prison, there was this part where our tank turned evil and they were like “Pook you gotta stab me”.
And I’m like, “I can’t stab you! We’ve been through too much together.”
And they’re like “You gotta stab me Pook, it’s part of the mechanic.”
And I’m like “NoooOOOooo! I sense there’s still good in you!”
And they’re like “Pook if you don’t stab me I’m gonna keep stabbing you!”
And I’m like “But there’s so much we never did! We never pantsed Mathias in front of the King of the Long-Leggedies”.
And they’re like “We never said we were gonna do that.”
And I’m like “But I thought about doing it and I figured you’d be there with me when I did.”
And then the hunter shot them so it was all rendered moot.
It was a really dramatic time prison. Friends became enemies, enemies became deader enemies.
Anyway, H.R. says I need to fill out a 203 Workplace Accident Report but I’m pretty sure the Pook didn’t stab the tank because the Pook was too busy crying from all that pathos. So if you could do me a solid, gnome to gnome and talk to H.R. for the Pook and sort that out that would be really swell. If you’re asking me it’s pretty problematic that they call it H.R. to begin with. I mean, we’re gnomes! We should have a G.R.! Long-Leggedies, right! Just because there’s more Long-Leggedies than there are Normal-Leggedies they act like they own the place.
Anyway, my gummy has kicked in so I’ll have an extra large ghost pepper chicken burrito and a large chocolate milkshake. OH! And you know what else would be soooooOOOoo good? One of those Ah Caramel snack cakes for dessert. Oh! My! OLD GODS! Have you ever had one of them frozen. They’re so good frozen. You gotta try them frozen sometime Chromie, they’re the best.
P.S. I got like, so much ichor right now so if you need some ichor the Pook can fix you up.