But but but, why?
I thought foxes liked trees.
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We do but I like fire.
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Oh is that why some of your fur is singed?
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It is why I have no eyebrows… yes.
Burn the whole world, let the fire claim us all!
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Haha I thought it was because of the ol’ hat mog auto eyebrow shave. 
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A bacon tree!
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Slow roast so we get crispy bacon applewood smoked.
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Ya gotta know how to control the fire!
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We get a bonfire out of it too 
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Controlling fire is overrated, just throw a Molotov and walk away happy.
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