I’m just a lil guy tryin to be in frame for my profile picture. Please send help
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I have a Step Stool. I never knew my real stool.
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I got fired from a job (a job I hated) for telling my diminutive boss to find a step stool to stand on when he was ragging on me so I could look him in the eye heh heh! My wife was mad for a month.
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This thread made me think of a joke and it’s hilarious but it’s also highly inappropriate so in conformity with the rules I’m not gonna say anything.
Just imagine I said something hilarious.
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Can I assume it involves using your feet to remove something?
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Not really.
I don’t even have feet, I have hooves lol
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Ok. Different joke then.
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I heard someone needed help getting stepped on? I can help with that, assuming you have 500g.
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ahahahahahaha, this is the funniest joke I’ve ever read!!
(did I do this right?)
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Iron and regular dwarf have better forum avatars.
Disappointed that earthens are only slightly taller then the other dwarves.
I’ve got 300g, a murloc fin and a Night Elf Halloween mask from 2010 will that do?
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Yes but I am keeping my shoes on.
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Okay deal! Make sure you wear those clunky DC shoes
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Do I even want to know what 10k gold would be?
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Zandalari have this issue too. Or, at least they used to. Maybe it is fixed. They end up looking far lower than they should. Looks weird. 
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Ok, I literally just fell into a hole in a Delve (Irony?) on my Dwarf Pally. The shame.
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Sorry, all my stools are my own kin.
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Love it! 
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you gotta catch it in a plastic container and let a doctor check it out
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