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Best part of the cake? That delicious cake batter left in the bowl and whisks. 
There’s just to many variables that can make the cake AwFul! Is the icing whipped or buttercream or fondant? What flavor was the cake made with? If the rum cake tastes more like you’re drinking rum straight from the bottle will you get DUI? Just to many variables.
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The trick to avoiding a DUI is getting so far gone that you forget what a car is.
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don’t drink and drive
i see too many news s tories about families or kids dying to drunk drivers
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I agree. We definitely need more cake in WoW.
Just not the pastry kind…
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“The cake is a lie!”
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i liked the wrath era achievement [The Cake Is Not A Lie]
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Cake is good but pie is better. Unless its nasty pumpkin pie.
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Warlocks can just perform a fatal ritual that purges such from their system … Then use their Soulstone and continue eating more cake 
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The only exception of stolen cake … is if the Succubus stole some.
Succubus: “Hey we have a contract! … You keep your soul, but I get cake whenever it’s in our vicinity!”
Imp: “Hey wait a moment, they made the same deal with you!??”
Felhunter: {Drops jaw in shock … the jaw has cake around it}
Felguard: “D … Did you make this deal with ALL of us!??”
Warlock: “Ummmm … I brought more cake!!” 
Thus, from the result of such a social exchange …
The demons gladly forgive the warlock & indulge in the sin of cake-induced gluttony — and pride of the warlock they’ve partnered with 
… Although the Succubus wisely (or unwisely) added alcohol to the deal.
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Eh. Pie’s better.
Can never go wrong with a good apple, cherry or pumpkin pie.
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Aw, that sounds cute!! Congrats! Love hearing real life dings!!
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Family has taught me the importance of being sober and being the designated driver for those family members/friends who think being drunker then a skunk is a personal challenge.
And these are also the same people who think fruit cake is the best cake in the world!
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I agree. More cake. Let us eat cake.
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I found a way to make anniversary long travels more tolerable cake related.
On some long runs yesterday…I baked a devils food cake in a dutch oven.
You aren’t there as much to go man this sucks…when checking on the dutch oven. Stuff like making sure coals are still good. turn the oven 1 way, lid another to work around hot spots.
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Matches my armour 
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cake is bad for you but oh well. i am obese and disgusting and pervy and yeah no good will come from this oh well such is my life. and eventual death. inshallah or something.