Roses rolled in dirty musky fur.
You should stop smelling his armpits. I know he hasn’t taken a shower in awhile. But least you could do is give him a stick of deodorant to hold him for his next shower session.
Now for deodorant brands does he like Axe, Speed Stick or Brut? Or maby some Old Spice?
The burnt smell is probably gone by now. It was 12-13 years ago he was burnt up.
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You can throw snowballs at him.
Oh MY!! Got to ask…when was the last time you changed your underwear? 10000 years ago? I don’t think we have the right to talk about who smells bad…Heck the last time you bathe was likely in Bastion and evil spirit things jumped out of you right?
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I dunno… he’s still smoldering. lol
And it was roughly 9 years ago story wise. 
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Last I checked Bolvar isn’t a Vulpera. Wet Vulpera smells better then wet Worgen.
But you can counter that with more dog shampoo.
Even 9 years, out in the cold all that time.
I imagine he smells like charcoal…or burned meat…which is sort of charcoal anyways. I really don’t think he sweats or such, especially because until recently he was essentially freeze dried.
and yet still, wet panda is worse…god…
Next expansion we need player housing so we can take luxury showers/baths.
Right when we need to clean we jump in a ice cold river.
I can’t imagine anyone in wow smells good.
Your right the lack of showers would make everyone smell bad.
Cold rivers and a bar of soap is our main form of keeping clean right now.
WE ALL SMELL HORRIBLE!!!
In the entirety of WoW… All 16 Years… I have not once seen one shower or bathtub. Not in any town or city. Only a few examples on farms of hanging laundry. Maybe 3 or 4 outhouses.
FIND A TOILET AND A BATHTUB IN STORMWIND OR OGGRIMAR!!! We are all filthy and defecate haphazardly all over.
Bolvar smells like mongolian barbeque and burning human flesh…like a roasting crematorium …
But I took at least three purifying showers in Bastion
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Please I bet Thalyssra smells like delightful arc wine and pleasant flowers
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Unless we want exotics baths/showers maby tongue bath/showers. 
He probably doesn’t smell like anything. Dude’s dead, and not dead - can’t sweat if you’re… dead. Or decompose.