You are all wrong. The 3rd faction will be Murloc.
A murloc a gnome and a goblin are stranded in a raft miles out in the ocean when they find a genie. The genie pops out of the bottle and grants each one of them a wish. The gnome wishes"I wish I was taller" The goblin wishes " I wish I was the richest Goblin I all of the lands" The Murloc wishes “Mmmrrrggglllgggllrrrrggglll”
Q: How many murlocks does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Mmmrrrggglllgggllrrrrggglll.
Knock Knock- who’s there? Mmmrrrggglllgggllrrrrggglll.
A murloc walks into a bar and has a seat. The bartender asks what will it be? The Murloc says: I’ll have a martini.