Blizzard needs to launch a breakfast cereal for tww!

Yeah… with whine gummies sprinkled in.

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Agreed.

Admittedly, I’ll need to chew on this a bit more.

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how about with frozenmourne marshmellows?

I seem to recall from some novel I read many years ago, set in some Asian country, that the locals who caught rats called them “house deer”.

I’m never hungry in the morning, so I don’t eat breakfast.

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people we got a breakfast heathen in here.

quick we need a package of westfall farms brand sausage links.

Eating a big bowl of sugary cereal is like injecting glucose directly into your veins. Don’t forget your insulin, guys.

young lady. i have had it up to here with your anti breakfast attitude.

quick some grom gol farm eggs. people quick!

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Already taken. Except it isn’t a cereal, it’s an achievement where you have to outright murder him so you can rez him.

it can be both things.

I have nothing against other people who are hungry in the morning eating breakfast. But I would recommend eggs and bacon rather than a bowl of sugar.

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clearly you have never known the joys of veressa jacks.
I will convert you or perish trying!

I have no idea what that is.

it is only azeroth hottest cereal sensation.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/8hp24o/was_this_a_real_cereal_for_some_reason_i_think_it/?rdt=44501

^^^ “Ragnaro-O’s” (Fiery-colored Froot Loops)

Also, I’ve got a Darth Vader cereal box from when Force Awakens came out (Star Wars came ‘back’ for a time, back in 2015) and it was limited-edition.

It’s some basic corn-puff cereral, with funny-looking marshmallows: A red lightsaber, a blue lightsaber, a green yoda head, an R2D2, a stormtrooper head, and a red triangle which I think it supposed to represent a red jedi starfighter.

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Only if they melt into nothing when you eat them.

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red we got a heathen in here who refuses to see the light.

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Made me think this would’ve been appropriate for DF as well. Rainbow colored dragonesque marshmallow bits mixed with corny flakes.

wait theres nothing wrong with brann’s brand breakfast bacon.
say that 3 times fast.

There’s nothing wrong with bacon, though I question where Brann is getting this bacon. I’ve seen what his idea of an egg is.

I just found it kind of ironic to rag on sugary cereal then suggest something that, for most of us, is going to be highly processed meat that isn’t a whole lot better.

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