Big Moneys Idea: Let Us Marry Our Toons and NPCs

In Real Life

Awhile back I read about a Japanese company that sells marriage certificates so you can get married to a fictional character. I think Blizzard could do something similar and they would make a load of money.

Come on Blizz, I’ll pay you to marry this character and Sylvie :eyes:
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My characaters are on the road adventuring seven days a week, they don’t have time for marriage; they barely have time to sleep around!

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u sure picked a bad time to ask blizzard for this weirdness…

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That is sinking to a new low.

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So the character has no say in the matter? You’re trying to buy them from a third party? This thread is going to get good.

Hold on a sec…

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some would rant.

as if they did like say skyrim you make time swing by a see your other half. kids if if you adopted.

gets you a nice bonus. same for fallout 4. Spend a night with you chosen companion, get a bonus. noting in fallout 4 you have to raise affinity to make them romantic interests. some…are not fun. Grindy as hell affinities for some.

Could see some rants already. blah blah, game forcing me to do this for bonus forcing the concept of needing to be a in relationship…blah blah.

whatever there, UBU I guess applies. me…usually date night with the wife leads to a much better start to the next day when fortune favors us and the kid has some activity that gives a few hours of quality couple time. even the mere act of having an innocent couple only dinner not having food fights (ie getting a kid to eat vegetables)…a real treat.

They’re not real and multiple ppl can marry them so it won’t be like whatever you ppl are implying :sob:

Does Blizzard get 50% of your assets in the divorce when your waifu finds you with another?

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I’m not ready for a Black temple yet…

This thread is giving me the legendary pregnancy thread energy

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No I get 50% of theres. I’ll be rich!

I wish I was that good at writing troll threads… not that this is one.

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That is how Alliance divorces, when a Horde player wants a divorce we kill our spouse than take there stuff. We don’t have a court system we have mak’gora.

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Idk about that idea specifically, but I love the idea of our characters having the choice to get married in the game. That could be awesome. Then I could finally maybe have a chance with Annastasi, my long time forum crush