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My gf was joking with me about how I woke her up laughing so hard at 2 am because of the fish feasts.
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My gf was joking with me about how I woke her up laughing so hard at 2 am because of the fish feasts.
Grats!
Keep it up!
Man I could really go for a smoke right now. Cigarettes are just analog versions of Juuls right, so itâs okay?
While you guys are all having fun Iâm at some random Texas wildlife park driving through a safari and getting pecked at by ostriches.
Ok you win. I want to âfightâ an ostrich.
What would you do? Bite their ankles?
That would be my opening yes. Pretty sure thatâs what you would do if you want to win.
I would just scare it so itâd bury itâs head in the sand. Then Iâd go for the throat.
The wife said she could hear me through the baby monitor. Pretty sure she was joshing me though.
What a cheese move. The g-pyro of ostrich fighting.
Youâre just jealous because youâve been chewing on a nasty birds ankles for the past 30 minutes.
If that thing pecked my kid I woulda had to fight it on principle but it was only after my hand. Probably would just have to choke it out since it has a lot of neck and lots of places to grab.
Security has already had to run a couple people off because they got out their sun roof to hug the giraffes
I just donât play on ez mode.
<------nightmare difficulty ostrich fighting right here son!
Make sure to fight only in your underwear then.
Those bastards hurt! We tried feeding some baby ones at a petting zoo/conservatory and they were a bit overzealous.
Stupid things.
Yeah they are definately aggressive when it comes to food. They would just strut in and push all the axis deer out of the way and get right into the window.
Darn twinks! Get them their own window!
Iâve never done something like thatâŚis there a general food all the animals eat, or do you have like a variety pack for the different animals or sections of the park?
They gave us a brown bag of organic all natural stuff they can all eat. All the meat eaters of course were behind high fences close to the trails so you can still see them. The only things we werenât allowed to feed other than the meat eaters were the elephants rhinos and water buffalo.
things that would happily crush your car for a nugget of food