Stormwind street cleaner. Made enough selling Brutosaur poop to Westfall farmers to buy a little bungalow on the beach in Stranglethorn and retire early.
Booty Bay policeman. Looking the other way is very profitable.
Dalaran street cleaner. “Just sweep it off the edge. Who’s going to notice?”
Worst
Silvermoon/Darnassus insurance underwriter.
Crystalsong Forest Ranger (See Dalaran street cleaner).
Malfurion’s message service. “Yes, I’ll tell him the minute he wakes up!”
Varian Wrynn’s EA. “From 9-noon you’re standing in the throne room staring off into space, then after lunch I have you standing in the throne room staring off into space…”
Worst job: Stormwind Auctioneers. There’s no personal space, no brakes, not allowed to tell off customers, and you’re basically guaranteed to be assaulted any time a hordie enters the city.
Best job: Stormwind Trade District Repair shop owner. One of the most visited spots in the city, property owner, and you get to overhear the screams of those snobby auctioneers any time a hordie enters the city.
Having to tend to their vanity collection of literally hundreds of mounts, keeping on top the feeding habits, training regiments, and cleaning procedures for dozens of different species with wildly different lifestyles, and the hero doesn’t pay for any of the food or supplies.
