Beards are Incredibly Attractive

I have to wear a helm to hide my beardless shame. I can’t go in public with a bristle pinecone for a beard!

Please blizzard give us poor Stormwind Humans some decent facial hair like Tandred Proudmore.

I know the beard on the inside is what counts but I would like the beard on the outside to reflect that as well!

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Can’t wait for Vol’jin to finally take his place as the Loa of Beards that he may grant his blessing to the rest of the Darkspear Tribe

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Brian Blessed approves of your post :grin:


Yes!

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It’s alright Human. You get my Beard’s Blessing.

(Gives 100% Badassery Bonus)

Someday my troll friend, someday!

Yes…they…are. :heart_eyes:

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So you find other dwarf beards attractive?

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I do, yes.

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Ok

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Whether a beard is attractive or not depends on the man it’s on.

Do you not!?

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Thanks?

/10 char

Aye lad. Beards are VERY attractive.

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No not really

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You are 100% correct my small friend.

You are always welcome down on my farm in Pandaria for some of the finest ale in the land.

Cheers!

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I wanted to argue with this dwarf, but I was distracted by the sheer bushiness of his beard. Foiled!

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I completely understand this :wink:

HAHA thank you Elf :kissing_heart:

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Now that’s a son of Ironforge

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A well maintained beard looks beautiful.

I know someone with a “Private area” beard… it’s super gross. Even worse when you find stray hairs around…

Beards are awesome, just ask ZZ Top :grin:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-09-2015/xeHXUy.gif

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