Bathroom and M+

You will never be playing with me so your weird behavior is not something I have to deal with. Your self-sabotaging keeps your IO low and I screen you out and don’t play with you. So it works itself out.

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Before I run m+, I eat taco bell.

I consider it a race.

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That is it let’s run a key together beefy man. I want to ruin your day!

You’re not serious enough about raiding if you don’t do it in your pants. Filthy casual!

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Think further ahead than 2 minutes, like all functioning members of society should.

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I just make sure I go before hand. If it is an emergency situation, then you don’t really have a choice but I am sure the group will be annoyed if they fail to time the run (and I wouldn’t blame them).

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I’ll certainly be annoyed and I’ll stick two pins in my Caelin voodoo doll :stuck_out_tongue:

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I mean, how much do you like your underpants?

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It’s amazing ppl are encouraging others to intentionally cause harm to their bodies by forcefully holding in their need to go to the bathroom bc it might inconvenience them in a video game. :person_facepalming:

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Nah you just call your mum to bring a bucket.

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I’d be fine with adding a pause/timeout function to M+. That said, from a technical perspective it would most likely be a rather complex and involved process to implement, and it would have implications for game integrity and the competitive scene.

To prevent exploits it would likely have to be restricted so a timeout can not be called while anyone is in combat or while certain scripted events are in progress. In addition it would likely need to be restricted to one or two timeouts per dungeon run, as allowing unlimited pausing could could negatively impact the competitive scene.

Diapers.

OP is living that IBS life, brick the key buddy

some of these replies are really giving me health anxiety :sweat_smile:

Its really not that hard. Go to the bathroom… most dungies have intermissions, but id just afk anyway if i had to. I do it all the time.

If your body is really that unpredictable, maybe just make sure you’re empty before you start a dungeon run?

Immodium will save you

IMO they should make it so that when you’re out of combat the time doesn’t count against you, and adjust the dungeon times accordingly. Problem solved.

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Incontinent people and people with symptoms such as increased need to go to the bathroom way more often say hello.

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cough poopsock it

Also cough potted peepee palm next to desk