Azeroth is flat, any objections?

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azeroth is flat. the globes? titan propaganda. change my mind.

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go to argus.

the skybox is not a cardboard. :stuck_out_tongue:

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its titan propaganda

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You’re just saying that cause BfA is two-dimensional.

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This is trolling and I am now inflammed

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Oh no, I 100% agree! Ever since Sargeras stabbed the damn planet, I’ve noticed that every time I drink a little Diet Azeroth it lacks that fizziness it used to have. And know what else is missing? The sweetness. I think since the BfA Diet Azeroth re-branding, they replaced all that sugar with pure salt.

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The planet’s crust is like the shell of an egg & Azeroth’s world soul is like the yolk inside that egg. Last time I checked eggs are round, not flat.

:chess_pawn:CHECKMATE FLAT-AZEROTHERS!! :face_with_monocle:

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Pft, easy counter.

Know what else has crusts? Thick pizza. Know what else has a gooey inside? Still thick pizza. Thick pizza’s are flat. Therefore, Azeroth must also be flat.

:pizza::pizza::pizza:Game, set and match by tauren friend.:pizza::pizza::pizza:

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Go back to space acquisition and all the cool space stuff, uncle Palmer. Or find some foul-mouthed-pilot-with-a-heart-of-gold’s aircraft to lift off into space so you can take a picture to prove it.

As a recommendation, maybe you can snag one of Sky Admiral Rodger’s rides.

Actually, “crust” denotes the edge of bread in general, or rather, to be more accurate, the outer shell of it.

Exhibit A: The Baguette Bread.
:baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread: :baguette_bread:

Not that it is entirely surrounded in “crust”. The conclusion we can safely conclude here is that Azeroth is clearly not flat.

…It’s clearly a rectangular oval.

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Do you think I did not anticipate the Baguette Defense, Roth? Oh, I most certainly did.

Have you enjoyed playing World of Warcraft? Not necessarily right now, but at some point? You did. I’ll make that assumption.

Now, while you and I might enjoy a tasty baguette, not everyone does. Some people find the overly hard crust to be unappealing, while others simply dislike bread in general. But what do we all like?

That’s right. Pizza. Because with pizza, you have variety. Thick crust, thin crust, pizza bagels, calzones which are just pizza that had an accident. Meat topings, veggie toppings, combinations of the two, or no toppings at all!

This is why Azeroth is clearly made of pizza. You have the meatier areas, you have the healthier ones. You have Azeroth done wrong, you have Azeroth stripped bare and rather enjoyable. You have sausage and hamburger areas like Legion, and you have strange Hawaiian pizza regions like Pandaria. You even have basic cheese pizza in Classic.

There is always a flavor of Azeroth someone can enjoy.

Azeroth is made of pizza, carried on the backs of tortollans. Don’t deny it.

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I don’t know about Azeroth being flat, but is anyone else suddenly Hungry?

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But what are the tortollans being carried on, you might ask? More tortollans! Its tortollans, all the way down. This is science people. You can’t deny it.

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It’s a giant fetus flying through space. It can be whatever shape it wants.

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Only slightly related but I always laugh at that Earth-chan is/is not flat meme.

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I have an objection. It’s a good one. Really.

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I would wait for her to mature a bit before I judged.

In utero is a bit young to be calling gals flat.

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Shes busty.

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Wait, Azeroth is a flat? I haven’t paid rent in… how long do Thalassian Elves live again?

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like 5000 years last i checked

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Oh no… what are the late fees for that much time of unpaid rent? Actually, what even IS the rent?

Maybe this is why I live on Telogrus now…