Assas rogue is disgusting

Ive healed him on multiple occasions. He would barely scratch 1800 in 3v3. The same is true for the people i find in LFG that advertise their 2.4/legend, and get immediately exposed when just shoving M+ rotation alone dosent work.

The chaos of solo shuffle is what allows players like him to slip through the cracks when theres no coordination on the other side to punish him for his spastic, panicky playstyle. Solo shuffle is mostly luck when MMR is as sketch as it is, especially with DPS, and ESPECIALLY when youre playing a class that relies on gimmicky RNG crits (two of them actually kekw) .

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The people who have seen him play know that hes an awful player. If youre tired of the calling swole boosted posts, youd gotta be tired of watching him brag about rating after seeing him play.

It just dont add up man. Either hes getting piloted or shuffle is more of a joke than we thought. But again, half the DPS at 2500cr shuffles dont press their defensives. Who knows lmao

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Honestly, it’s just pitty at this point. Like the kids throwing rocks at Forest Gump (minus Forest Gump didn’t start it). lol

Unlikely. None of my toons are low enough.

You have a 40% win rate at 1800.

You certainly wouldn’t know from experience.

It’s about right though considering 2400-2500 shuffle is, like, what, 2k 3s? Just lot of random silliness happening.

I absolutely do lmfao

You are grasping at straws at my honor farming toon. He wasnt even around when i was unfortunate enough to heal you.

You run in, pop all offensive and defensive CDs at the same time, flop helplessly, and either hit the RNG lottery and win with an ascendance proc or feed and mald.

Its the swole special.

Enh hasn’t played ascendence for 2 seasons. You have more solo shuffle rounds played on all of your toons combined and they haven’t broke 1800.

Which is when i healed you. Judging by the nature of your forum posts, you havent improved much.

That seasons shuffle MMR was about where it is now.

Therefore, and im slowing this down for you, the DPS (including you) at that MMR [2300-2500] are so unbelievably atrocious that its clear that luck plays a gigantic role in solo rating.

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So what does that say about you if you can’t break 1800 on your dps classes?

I’ve healed Swole once before when he was playing shaman @ 2250~, he didn’t seem to be playing terribly. He went 3-3 and from memory had some reasonable kicks / hex stuff.

Not saying Swole is a good person, we all know he is not. But idk what his skill level really is.

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Thanks for your input, but you don’t know me.

Yeah, fortunately none of us have been subjected to having to meet you.

Unfortunately for you however, all of us know you wish death upon children among other things.

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Do you think the people who repeat that everyday are good people? And why does this turn into personal attacks when we’re discussing arena? Is the assassination of my character really relevant to arena discussions?

Its just your own tactics being used against you lmfao

First move in the swole book is to inspect the forum character and create formulaic “but ur at this rating with this many games” , likely deflecting one of the rich body of hilarious observations about your own personal joirney in wow PVP that people make on the forum.

Second move is to create a circular loop of “yeah but why am i higher than u rn” if the person reveals that are more decorated achievement wise (not exactly finding a needle in a haystack).

Typically at this point youve realized that rating shaming is backfiring as usual (a paralell to using astral shift at 100% and then wondering why you died shortly after) and other forum goers now join in the swole-b-q. Backed into a corner, youll curl up into a metephorical ball and accuse the angry mob into bullying you.

Since this is written out so succinctly for you, perhaps you can find some IRL paralells to address so wont need to fight your battles on the arena forums and people with functioning DR trackers.

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Walling high is a good play when the other team uses their offensives and especially if the healer is in a CC. It’s called cooldown trading.

Rogues are mad that Outlaw isn’t dominating and Sub isn’t globaling people in Shadowy Duel anymore. they all cried when Sin got a slap on the wrist to their 450k Kingsbanes. If one of their specs isn’t doing crazy stuff at any point in time, they all just cry.

I queued into a guy playing it last season. :dracthyr_blob_dance_animated: Gimmicky but viable.

as a pal it’s not as worrying to face poison bleed

Maybe if you weren’t literal human scum that wouldn’t be good enough to be on the bottom of my shoe then you wouldn’t get all of these personal attacks you disgusting weirdo

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Only trading you know about is rmt :skull:

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