Bordering on desperate here… Would love a MAGE!
A ret pally is what we require,
With gear of the finest attire.
Our mythic team waits,
For you to join our raids,
And crush bosses with holy fire!
In addition a monk would be nice,
Consider it a two for one price!
We are looking for a few more - heals and DPS preferred!
In the halls of mythic lore,
Ascendance seeks those who adore
The thrill of battle, the rush of might,
As we charge into the endless night.
Join our team and heed the call,
Together we’ll rise, and never fall.
On the look out for one or two DPS!
If you’re ready to take on the biggest challenges in WoW and help us ascend to new heights of power, then we want to hear from you. Don’t let your talents go to waste!
If you’re looking for raid fun galore,
Come join our mythic team, we implore.
With strategy and might,
We’ll win every fight,
And glory be yours evermore!
~ Raeyv
I’d love to jump bump and grind,
For we have some time,
To shoot for mythic
With a fancy limerick
I’m just too daft to make it rhyme.
thick ole bump
Calling Tier 5 DPS in their prime,
Ascendance seeks your skills, in-sync and sublime!
Unload your power, bring the deeps!
Oh, mythic raiding, how we yearn
To conquer bosses, to make them burn
With Ascendance by our side
We’ll rise to glory, we won’t be denied
So join our ranks, and let us soar
To mythic heights, forever more.
- Raeyv, guild poet laureate
Join us and experience hilarious mishaps, glorious battles, and memorable moments that will leave you in stitches! Prepare for laughter, loot, and legendary feasts! Wait…feats!
Enjoy the game, have a good bant.
Our teamwork’s tight, like family kin,
In raids, with Ascendance, victories you’ll win!
With laughter and cheers, and witty repartee,
No matter the challenge, we’ll seize the day!
Together we charge, fearless we fight,
And always strive to progress every night!
So raise your swords, let’s toast with glee,
In this epic journey, united we’ll be!
It is without a doubt an amazing thing -
A guild where environment is their thing!
I am so blessed to be in Ascendance because we don’t only have one gift shop with a giant wizard, we have MANY gift shops with a giant wizard!
Come join a guild of mostly grown ups!
Join our quest to put our skills to the test and progress with finesse
We only have one lonely Evoker… be their buddy!