weapons of mass destruction
or
thighs of mass hypnosis
I gotta keep it a buck, keep it a buck
Think I got lost in a chase, I’m feeling stuck
Feel like this every day, and it kinda sucks
Shoutout to the 250, tell 'em what’s up
good morning, happy sunday.
looking for pumpers. Sludge 10%! 
mages!
warlocks!
hunter!
spriest!
TOGETHER WE WILL BEAT THE CHADS!
CODE RUNS THE WORLD MUAHA!
also body unclear srsly go away
Here, here, here we go
So they’re finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too,
Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
as we take you through, this monkey rap!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!!
He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
he’s finally back to kick some tail,
his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts,
if he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt,
he’s bigger, faster, and stronger too,
he’s the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
D.K., Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong’s got style, so listen up dudes,
she can shrink in size, to suit her mood,
she’s quick and nimble when she needs to be,
she can float through the air and climb up trees!
if you choose her, you’ll not choose wrong,
with a skip and a hop, she’s one cool Kong!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
this Kong has a funny face,
he can handstand when he needs to,
and stretch his arms out, just for you,
inflate himself just like a balloon,
this crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
D.K., Donkey Kong is here!
He’s back again and about time too,
and this time he’s in the mood,
he can fly real high with his jetpack on,
with his pistols out, he’s one tough Kong!
He’ll make you smile when he plays his tune,
but Kremlings beware 'cause he’s after you!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he’s here for you,
it’s the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong’s so strong, it isn’t funny,
can make a Kremling cry out for mummy,
can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
he may move slow, he can’t jump high,
but this Kong’s one hell of a guy!* (*Replaced with “heck” in later versions of the song.)
Huh!
C’mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
W-w-w-walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells.
Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
ramirez, get on that 50
An MR-RL time. Me and Marc Rutzou. Me and Marc Rutzou. That’s right. I skipped 1:13. I am a legend. I’ve never SEEN a 1:13 and I never will. 1:12 baby Till the day I die. YES!!! ‘Bout time I get a lucky break in this game and I CLUTCHED the damn grenade launcher. That’s RIGHT. Yea it’s this one. Right here IT’s THIS ONE. My insane pace. Right here! THIS is the 1:12 Right here! YES!! THAT’S IT. I’mma have to jus-I’mm have to find the actual whole vid off of it and I’mma have to get it. DUUUUUUUDE WHAT A RUSH! WHAT A RUUUUUUSH! Watch this. Watch when I get the grenade launcher. (sorry) Look at that. See how fast my pace is? Right in the HEAD!!! YEEEAAAHH! Got a 1:12 baby. That’s RIGHT! You see that CLUTCHNESS I AM CCC-LUTCH! Look at this line I take. I’m like, "YEAH baby. Let’s DO this. I wait I wait Right when he starts firing to try to back boost me. The double. Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I’m gettin’ there on the perfect line. LOOK AT THE PACE Fifty Fourty-nine! mmph- FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! That’s right. That’s IT. PUMPED watching this one again I waited the cinema too ‘cause I said "oh my god it might be 1:12. And it IS!!! IT IS baby. YEAH!!! Look at me typing you guys. You guys didn’t believe me. I am typing a storm. Dude I just got Streets 1:12! It’s not comin’ off YES!!! I DID IT THAT’S RIGHT! I SKIPPED 1:13 I’M A LEGEND. I AM A L E G E N D I’m a legend (YES!) I am a legend.
I am happy to no longer get fisted by the big boi
I NEED A MAGE FRIEND, MY CREDIT CARD IS READY.
We give free healthstones.
1:12 baby till the day we die
skirmishers are fun
looking for battle wizards for slg and donnie the rapper
donnie the rap ft. stone legion gangsters
ZA- 3 weeks late the tier starting from scratch! 8/10 Mythic and only getting stronger! CRAZY.
if you don’t get drunk on saturday night with your boys in discord on webcams playing quiplash are you really gamers?
I will never regret stripping for the boys
Why the heck do things just cost so much?
We openly accept all makes of wizards.
Am I really hard to please?
Perhaps I have such special needs
I wondered what was wrong with me (hahahahahaha)
My friends all fall so easily (pussies)
Called the first one Savage Mode, my mood, that’s what it was (21)
2016, we was ridin’ around, beatin’ neighbors up in the club
I know she around for the money, but act like she loyal, I don’t feel the love (21)
I’m so rich, get bored, might wake up, buy me a car just 'cause (on God)
Her tts is hard 'cause she spent a five, my beach tts cost me a dub (21)