Are you sorry Horde?

Sorry I can’t do it all over again.

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i hope we do more unspeakable crimes quite honestly :smiling_imp:

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That’s rich coming from a light forged.

You know, I was slightly annoyed, until I looked over at your portrait and name.

Have a like. :laughing:

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First rule of unspeakable crimes… ah, what the hell go ahead and talk it up!

Lol nope. It’s all about killing the alliances. It’s my true passion.

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No, not even a little bit. The term “legitimate military target” comes to mind. That applies to Teldrassil and Theramore.

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Indeed. Theramore and Teldrassil were legitimate strategic military targets, in no small part because they were the linchpins of the Alliance logistics and military might on Kalimdor. Without those two cities, military threats to their people across the continent are dramatically reduced.

At least the horde are exciting! Alliance are so boring their story is like reading the hobbit, you feel?

Whereas horde it’s like watching a Michael Bay, George Lucas film x lethal weapon movie.

Horde cinematic:”FOR HONOR! FOR THE HORDE!!!” begins chopping heads off falling from 20 feet in the air

Alliance cinematic:”ELLO BANSHEE QUEEN YOU MURDERED MY PEOPLE I GUESS! I WOULDN’T REALLY KNOW SINCE I DON’T EVER DO ANYTHING! BUT we stole YOUR COW! But! I brought you this piece of paper asking for peace c: , maybe we can have tea and crumpets and watch a good British drama later, perhaps poldark? Mi’lady”

I don’t know of these crimes you speak of. The only crimes I know is your faction attempted to burn and enslave my kin.

OH YEAH?? well technically if you really wanna place blame, you should rear your decaying head (not too fast though, it might fall off) towards the walking-noses you’ve got over there hunched over a fire. If it weren’t for them the night elves wouldn’t have existed.

(also starting to realize how this is kind of a negative point for me lol)

And btw, You’re human… so dont count yourself outta this blame fest <3

It’s a good book.

This sounds…

oddly racist?

Well im sorry but they’re lowborne. I cant help but look down on them.

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And that attitude is why everything that is wrong with Azeroth is, in the end, the Night Elves’ fault.

We are all human beings, really, and human beings are the worst proven race so let’s all feel guilty.

Cheers.

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Maybe, but the trolls are a separate evolutionary path from Elves. It’s your path that choose to mess with things you didn’t understand and couldn’t control.

As for me being an ex-human, very true, but i’m not the one trying to claim moral superiority. I PERSONALLY launched several of those fel catapults at Teldrassil and YES i was aiming for the small animal orphanage.

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Keep up the good work!

“no” - The Horde

All the bad things that ever happened to azeroth was caused by alliance races. So no.

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Good practice for aiming at the stormwind orphanage!

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