Are humans okay?

What now you’re gonna tell me I shouldn’t get my entire body chemicaly peeled because i can bubble?!

Stay out of my health care, big gov

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Your math is a bit off lol be 60-70 like don’t think theres any human babies becoming adventurers in Azeroth.

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I was under the impression that shadowlands was a canonical timeskip, at the very least anduin seemed like a young adult going into it.

I sense they don’t do real camping much. Glamping doesn’t count. Camping. Cot or a thin as hell backpacker air mattress or olde school isomat allowed. You are carrying this crap on your back for miles to some sites.

On week long campings by day 3 my 50 year old day doesn’t start with coffee. It starts with a borderline OD dose of ibuprofen. Get that in the bloodstream and now the back starts to actually listen to my demands to move.

Then its the coffee chaser.

Dude was in his 80s during the events of LotR

One advantage to being a Draenei is that we’re functionally immortal and never die of old age.

We elves old, but we don’t tell our age.

If you started your journey in classic as, let’s say an 18 year old fresh Northshire abbey recruit, you’d be around 33. Which is still old, but not 40-50.

We should really be worried about trolls, who are considered ancient at 70 and probably die at around 50 or so.

I know you said not real life but no no they are not.

I’m not going to say you shouldn’t, but I will say that I’m not sure I see the point.

A group that saw the writing on the wall and accurately predicted the future as they bailed, and you want to mock them still?

Have to

Have you seen the size of some of the books in Dalaran library? We’d never learn anything if we couldn’t open them

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The Dark Portal opened before my main human character was born, and she started adventuring in her late teens during Vanilla launch. Mid-30’s now, both knees still good for a few years yet.

I mean. I’m dead. So.

Cows yes but bovine family can live up to 90 years. Water buffalo to 40 for example. The more you know