You dwarves have a weak beard game to be honest.
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Ironically the Winter Court Faerie of Celtic lore are known for keeping humans who cross their Faerie rings as “pets”… (Don’t go trampling through any mushroom rings y’all…)
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Good ol human potential. The true plot armor of the race.
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NIGHT ELF History (as viewed by a dedicated horde player)
ANCIENT HISTORY
1 - I guess were mutant trolls now, and immortal.
2 - Lets go MURDER everything that isn’t us and build an empire!
3 - Hmm… contacted by magic evil god demon… I guess that’s cool.
4 - OH NO! we made Satyrs, LOL!
5 - WOOPS! We blew up the planet!! (looks at every race suffering) OH NO OUR EMPIRES GONE!
6 - Lets make a big tree so we can be immortal, no we won’t share that with anyone else.
7 - OH NO! we made Worgens, LOL!
8 - Lets make a new tree so we can be SUPER immortal. LOL lets kill the tree now.
9 - OH NO! we made Emerald Nightmare, LOL!
10 - Lets kick out the High Elves and split up their families!
NEWER HISTORY
11 - Looks like the Tauren are getting killed by our Keeper of the Groves Baby Mamma’s Kids (ignores other race’s suffering)
12 - Looks like those humans are summoning demons… (ignores it)
13 - Looks like those humans are summoning more demons… (ignores it)
14 - Looks like they summoned an army of orcs ruled by demons (ignores it)
15 - OH NO DEMONS! WE HAD NO WARNING! (attacks humans and orcs who are fighting the demons… because reasons)
16 - Lets all go hang out by our tree, nobody ever attacks trees OH NO THEIR ATTACKING OUR TREE!
17 - (Horde sacrifices 1000s of warriors defending their tree from undead humans)
18 - We hate the Horde now LOL, Those humans tho… (Joins alliance)
NEWEST HISTORY
19 - WE LIVE IN A TREE NOW BECAUSE NOBODY EVER ATTACKS TREES!
20 - Fandraal “Lets go burn down trees!” Some night elves “BALLER!”
21 - Horde stops night elves from burning down the tree.
22 - Some stuff happens.
23 - WE STILL LIVE IN A TREE NOW BECAUSE NOBODY EVER ATTACKS TREES!
24 - OH NO THEIR ATTACKING OUR TREE!
25 - Now were homeless bums.
26 - LETS GO LIVE IN NORDRASSIL! NOBODY EVER ATTACKS TREES!
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The kingdom of Quel’thalas and its various splinter factions reject any and all responsibility (for ourselves or our kal’dorei cousins) for what overgrown children did with the powers of the arcane which they expressly demanded to learn from us at our weakest. We built a city and set up two councils and you still decided our warnings were arrogance, so this is on y’all
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Fixed that for you.
Not to mention that the Kaldorei were literally on a continent on the other side of the planet and no idea the human kingdoms were even a thing or that they were summoning demons in the 1st place.
Well that’s 1 way to interpret it.
The proper way would be “These outsiders whom we’ve never seen before are defiling our forest. Let’s deal with this.” they then deal with it “Okay we dealt with it.” 2 second later “Demons?! Oh no, we really had no warning because we don’t have any presence or intelligence network outside of Kalimidor and had no way of knowing the Legion had returned.”
More like, let’s go defend our tree because that is where the power of the Well of Eternity currently resides and the demons want it.
No I agree. The decision for the night elves to join either faction makes no sense.
I’m sorry, what? Stopping the druids of the flame and Ragnaros was a joint effort, not just the horde, but way to try to take full credit.
This is literally not a thing.
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I had to think a long time to see if there were any elves that were actually nice. I could only think of Oculeth. He seems nice. Crazy but nice.
Just imagine you’re Claude Monet then.
Elves are nice, selectively which is something I can get behind.
I’m a nice elf.
I helped put some of my more mutated counterparts out of their misery when I burned down their tree 
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Nightborne have parties with mana infused wine. Trippy af.
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One guy… one guy and in the past even I cited him as an exception. Step up your game missy… I don’t see you sporting that lovely bearded locks…hic!
Nelves got a large beard though in the new customizations. I guess they have the largest after the Dwarves.
And ruin my pretty face?
never trust an elf
(Insert Garithos.png here)
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Elves in the lore are not good people.
Nightelves enslave, cage and slaughter Orcs on site. Especially any encroaching on Ashenvale.
The Nightelves were the only single race that struck genuine fear into the Orcs when they invaded.
These were battle hardened, bloodthirsty warriors and they were afraid to go into the forests.
Bloodelves are crack addicts that will use you to get what they want. Once you’ve given them all you can, they’ll bail on you.
Highborne and High Elves feel and act superior to other races because they’ve always been seen as such so they perpetuate the stereotype.
Elves in WoW are not good people. They’re either bloodthirsty savages or stuck up.
As usual male human DK is just a male human paladin with edge
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Idk, but the female blood elves smell SO good…
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Most elves don’t seem to be fans of each other either. They seem to make a new race for themselves over every disagreement. Usually its for magic related purposes but, its only a matter of time before elves create different races for which way they set their salad forks on the dinner table.
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