[April Fools'] World of Warcraft Patch 8.6.7 Build 5309

[Rufflebottom-bloodhoof (Rufflebottom)]

Sad part this April fool’s joke has more thought in it then all of BfA

Or this post. It’s just a rehash of the same post done every April 1 when Blizzard posts an April Fool’s joke. No development time went into this fake patch notes.

[Ryudaraku-moon-guard (Ryudaraku)]

New Runeforging trait: Emboss your weapon with the ability to transport you to Bolvar. You should talk to your death dad more often, my dude.

Say it with me Death Knights.

HE’S NOT MY REAL DAD.

[Fortuna-sentinels (Fortuna)]

You should talk to your death dad more often, my dude.

He’s not my real death dad! Ugh.

[Ryudaraku-moon-guard (Ryudaraku)]

high five we posted that at the exact same time.

[Normercy-aggramar (Normercy)]

Oooh… you are so glum! Poor you.

[Daetathar-tanaris (Daetathar)]

Ha ha ha! Funny.

[Beastbashx-area-52 (Beastbashx)]

10/10 Bravo!

[Briaan-emerald-dream]

Like BFA this April Fools lacked content.

[Tsataga-whisperwind (Tsataga)]

Inquisition is now baseline, and activates randomly without warning. No one expects Inquisition!

Smiles.

Extratext

[Belitt-sargeras (Belitt)]

AI characters to complete dungeons.

I kind of get the feeling that this may actually happen eventually. For testing dungeons and raids in the future.

[Saángreal-moon-guard (Saángreal)]

Funny, everytime I visit Icecrown, Arthas has respawned.

[Liger-stormreaver (Liger)]

Following the success of the Comp Stomp PvP Brawl, which allowed a team of AI-controller characters to battle real players in Arathi Basin, we are now allowing teams of AI characters to complete dungeons.

Sadly, I’d really enjoy that one. Too bad it is only an April Fool’s.

I’d enjoy the game immensely, if when it sent me to complete Anchor weed in a dungeon it filled out the party with AI; Even if they were “not great players”, I’d rather just do it than have regular people depend on me or me them.

Actually, this could be really cool! What if someone wishes to learn dungeon mechanics? This could be the new “Proving Grounds” scenario.

You team up with AIs for a dungeon and they explain the mechanics to you and each level you have to perform those mechanics correctly.

I actually liked the Proving Grounds. But like, this new AI feature. So much potential!!!

[Therric-frostwolf (Therric)]

Feral Druids can now be crowd-controlled by throwing a slice of cheese on their head.

ROFL

This is amazing. Always a great read on April 1st. Thank you.

[Rhielle-sentinels (Rhielle)]

First Avenger only understood a few of the references in these patch notes.

Okay, this one is my favorite. LOL

[Mightylink-shadowsong (Mightylink)]

That’s it, I’m starting a petition to make Death Leopard a real thing!

[Vadergans-stormrage (Vadergans)]

I dunno what’s funnier… the patch notes or the salty replies…

Inquisition is now baseline, and activates randomly without warning. No one expects Inquisition!

This had me dying!

Also, give me more souls.

[Dougiejones-kargath]

I’m at work… this took me 3 reads… huh?!?

• Riverbud is now legal in Drustvar, Stormsong Valley, and Tiragarde Sound.
• Riverbud remains illegal in Kul Tiras.

Then, I remembered the date. Excellent!

[Dougiejones-kargath]

agreed, this would be very cool!

[Felplagued-moon-guard (Felplagued)]

that’s wowhead’s april fools day prank

[anon61271098]

I’ve actually requested the mythic shell game and the ability to run dungeons with bots. Thank you for listening to feedback, Blizzard.