April Fool's mythic affixes

• Invisible: all the mobs are invisible.
• Swimming: all the dungeons are under water.
• Creepy Crate: creepy crate traps. Eat all pets, companions, etc.
• Foam Swords: all mobs inflict 1point of damage. The damage can’t be healed.
• Beer Run: beer table every 100yds. Drink with the nearby mobs turns them yellow.
• Bear Run: chased by slow moving bears. Indestructible. One shot.
• All Consuming Darkness: wall of darkness appears one minute after start. Slow turns the dungeon pitch black.

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  • Role Reversal: Damaging abilities heal enemies, cast healing on enemies to inflict damage. Dealing damage on allies heals them.
  • Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe: Dungeon bosses are replaced by random bosses from the current season.
  • Hail Storm: Periodically a hail storm will occur during the dungeon. Find cover and wait it out for 15 minutes. The game music will change to the band Halestorm’s 2nd studio album “The Strange Case of…” while you wait.
  • Bad Luck: Dungeons are now littered with ladders that must be walked under, mirrors that are broken when neared, and black cats crossing your path. Affix only occurs on Friday the 13th. RNG is especially bad.
  • Bird Box: Player must play blindfolded. If character is not detected running into a wall at least 3 seconds out of every 20 seconds, it is assumed that player is cheating, and character takes fatal damage.
  • Big Bada Boom: During the dungeon, a woman will fall from the sky. You must escort her through the rest of the dungeon. The key is destroyed if she dies. You now also only have one point on your license.
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Affixes already feel like one big april fool’s joke…

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I think it’d be funny to have an affix where boss ability graphics show up wrong. For example, first boss of Jade Serpent visually would look like she’s shooting the beam in place but then it randomly kills people.

…oh wait.

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oh! they should def scatter mechagon junkyard bots in all current m+ dungeons…for the entire april fool’s week…
:eyes:

Count me in for the foam sword idea, could be interesting

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Hahaha these would be so funny! Hehehe

  • New – Incorporeal – In combat, beings appear and attempt to destabilize you with spells that reduce your damage and healing. These beings are susceptible to all forms of crowd control.
  • New Afflicted – While in combat, Afflicted Souls appear that seek your aid. Afflicted Souls spawn with curse, poison, and disease afflictions. Removing these afflictions or restoring the spirit to full health causes them to despawn. Failure to remove their afflictions in time will inflict players with a negative status effect.
  • New Entangling – While in combat, entangling vines snare you.

Could imagine? Hahahahh3h2h2hhoho

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these are most def april fool’s…

(will check back on this in a couple days) :grimacing:

It was posted March 28th… ;_;

Opposite Day: Tyrannical and Fortified are now applied to the players. Players benefit from Bolstering, Raging, and Sanguine. Dead players generate Spiteful. Explosive, Storming, Volcanic, and Grievous affect only NPCs.

This is f-ing great lol. I cracked up reading all of this XD Hey look, M+ can be fun I suppose lol!