No, that belongs to labor day.
Ooooooooh… i get it now, this is an April fools post. Really got me there. 
It’s not funny, but at least it’s mostly in good faith. That’s a breath of fresh air, at least.
People fall for stuff on April 1st? That’s pretty sad, although unsurprising considering the responses here.
not a holiday, just a day for extra jokes
You poor thing. It must be so hard to put up with others having a little fun one day a year.
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Some people are just miserable. Wouldn’t put much mind to it.
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What’s funny about it?
Humor is subjective.
Sounds like someone fell for an april fools prank
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Sounds like someone needs a Snickers
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I found out a long time ago, you can either enjoy life or you can be miserable. It really is a choice that only you can make. It’s not hard to find something good in everything, and I do mean everything. I choose to be happy. Bitterness only makes you miss out on the enjoyment life has to offer. It’s not too late to change, if for nothing else than your own health.
OK but the part about Druid’s rake not hitting you in the face while you step on it was at least a little funny.
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Uhm … I have a super easy fix for you. Ignore them? If you don’t like the holiday go out of your way to avoid people on this day. I don’t go around saying “Why are you all wearing green you look so stupid” on St. Patties day even though it bugs me. Grow up a little and accept that some people may enjoy things you don’t.
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No matter how you put it, a lie is a lie. No excuse about it.
There are so many other ways to produce the same effects without lying.
Or is someone April Fooling?!?
Call in sick, grab a book, grab some coffee, spend the day reading. Sounds like a great holiday to me. It is what you make of it.
Every Wow down in Wowville liked April Fool’s Day a lot
But jellybeanp who lived just North of Wowville did not!
Jellybeanp hated April Fool’s! The whole April Fool’s Day!
Now, please don’t ask why. It’d make no sense anyway.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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I am sorry for your diagnosis. I hope the treatment is easy and prognosis is well.
why? just don’t believe anything you read today…speaking of which im guessing your post is a april fools joke and you actually like this holiday.