Apologies to the long time healer

Yeah I can’t count how many times a pug tank has pulled while I was sitting at 15% mana after an insane pull that I had no idea how I kept everyone alive lol

Ive yet to find more than 1 in maybe 100 of tanks or DPS that knows what the word ‘mitigation’ means. They want to pull the room all at once then cry when they die and didnt use a single defensive ability. lmao

Was doing a Normal run on Painsmith yesterday on my Druid, had the Tank constantly call “heals on tank please heals on tank”, after every wipe i had something like 600k healing done on him. Turns out guy wasn’t using most of his defensives.

If you want to tilt me, that’s how you do.

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Its nutty, once you get to 15+ keys, its all in the pull. The initial pull is such a dangerous time for the tank, and you need to have some mitigation up for most of the pulls or you just get insta dead.

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I wonder if thats the same clowns who come down to lowbie dungeons screaming “MUH FAZE ROLLZ” then pull every fearing mob in the room? lmao.
I love watching that chain fear of the entire group, bouncing off the mobs like pinballs till we wipe.
Its especially funny when we run back from the gate and Forrest Tank does it again, lol.

HAH

That’s one out of the five healers

I had a tank that pulls both duelists, a houndmaster, 2 gargons, 4 obliterators, 1 shard of Halikas, 1 sin collector and bunch of little dredges all in one pull in a 15.

Not realizing the healer is a Holy Paladin that can only do so much and 3 deeps that can’t kick all abilities.

What’s worse is that this tank keeps knocking back mobs so we can’t stun all the mobs in a concentrated area when they’re scattered all over the place.

My tank in HoA goes straight forward and grabs 2 obliterates, 4 duelist, and the houndmaster pack. That pull is buttery smooth though, because everyone has massive CDs for it, and we usually burn lust too.

True except for warriors. They don’t have as much self-sustain as other tanks. They mitigate a ton of damage though and rolling HoTs on them is usually plenty.

DH have so much self heal I’ve been outhealed by them on trash packs. DPS say “healer sucks she’s outhealed by the tank” and the tank is like “yeah, stop standing in bad so the healer can stay in moonkin form and DPS, you fools”.

Yeah, warriors are generally less susceptible to the random one shots on pull, though, so they aren’t likely to be insta gibbed like DH or Protadins are.

Although, this season should be good with the massive DR for 3 seconds on pull that I think most tanks are gonna go for.

LMAO.
Great time to post this thread.
I tried to run one dungeon so far today and…yeah…same crap…overpulling then blaming everyone else for the wipe.