Am I just weird or not the only one

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One word: Wipes. use them before I go near one. I have four boys in my house. Guess what bathroom looks like 15 minute after cleaning.

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Only at home with my trusty duck friend Mr. Quackles guarding the bathroom door from any intruders.

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Can you ensure he’ll always be there though?

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Oh yeah he’s really into the bathroom scene.

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I sort of feel left out now. I don’t have anyone protecting me from intruders :’(

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How often are you in a true public restroom at that time of day that it’s an issue? 99% of the time you’re either at work or at home, right? IMO work isn’t really public - it’s cleaned daily and only shared by certain people.

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Places I’ve pooped:

  1. In a hole in the ground on top of a mountain in Nepal, like an outhouse with 4 poorly-supported wooden walls and a rickety wooden roof. At the bottom of the hole was a sea of feces.

  2. In the bushes in the mountain with no water, had to wipe with a sock that I threw away. Used leaves too on some occasions. Yes, I used to trek and hike a lot.

  3. In absolutely-disgusting public restrooms with pee all over the floor and squatting on the seat like a champion.

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The only ones in my house that bother me when I do the do is my dogs. For some reason they like to be around me when I’m using the throne. I like to think that if I was a dog I would smell pretty good according to the way my two pooches act when they sit in the bathroom with me.

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Twist to the tale it seems…

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Try being an over the road truck driver. You get used to having to make that decision. Oh and by the way rest areas where also called “pickle parks” :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh I have a good one

In a very rustic outhouse (basically a fancy hole in the ground) at a research camp in the Amazon rainforest. Had to give it a kick or two to send all the insects flying before use.

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That sounds like you might have a problem w/ your system.

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Our land is flat, and we get some runoff from our neighbors, water stands on the yard right over the lines. We have tried many times to divert the runoff, but thanks to varmits (moles, gophers) it gets to where it just doesn’t drain. We love the sunshine after the rains.

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Next house will be on a hill. Until then, we may eventually go aerobic.

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This topic is pretty important, would be great to be a blue reply.

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Good luck. I recently had problems w/ mine. Have to say it is really hard to get that smell out of your soul.

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If I can manage and hold off I’ll totally wait to push out a fudge dragon in the privacy of my own home.

I mean I’m not gonna :poop: my pants so if I gotta go, and gotta go now I mean I got no choice now do I? Gonna pop and squat but gonna make it as awkward for whoever might be in the bathroom with me with excessive grunting and pushing noises.

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We never have backup. Just can’t use it once the heavy rains start. I failed to mention, luckily my hubby has a shop out back and he put in a toilet. It works good.

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I’ll take completely normal and ordinary GD threads for 300 please, Alex.

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This is my end game goal whenever I have to release a mud monkey and someone else is in the bathroom with me. Sounds effects and everything