Two accounts, 9 toons (8 hordies 1 alliance) High level 24 druid…
We all know the lies we tell
“I just need to move this toon over here”.
“I am only going to check my mail”
“This would look sweet on this toon”
" I am just going to mail all the money to one toon and I will be okay"
“Oh I am on I might as well knock out that quest its just right here”
Then the voices…
“Oh I see that ones is getting more play time than me”
“I thought you liked being a caster”
" I am only going to tame the rare beasts"
“Why do you keep looking at my coins”
“How come that toon got the 8 slot bags before me?”
Sadly there is no known cure.
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If you’re this far, you’re WAY beyond help.
Once you they start talking in your head, you’re just done. That’s not alt-itis, that’s full blown psychosis.
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Give in to the madness that is alt-ittus… the man on the other side has lots of cheese for your madness.
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I am still upset we cannot do our 50 character limit on one server in Classic!
Yeah, I know, #nochangers would hate that.
In that vein, can I do this? Seems legit…
(quoted as I cannot do links)
“If Snowwhite had lips as red as a rose, hair as black as Ebony and skin as white as snow, she would look like a walking nightmare.”
“That sounds just like a vampire! Which explains how she convinced seven dwarves to let her live with them, how she got all the animals to do her bidding. Also explains how she got the Hunter to kill the Queen. And why the Queen was so obsessed in getting her heart, to make sure she was actually dead.”
Anyone else want to play this? (giggles)
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Who doesn’t like cheese? Especially cheesecake. Chocolate, strawberry, cherry, lemon, you name it!
Never thought of Snow White that way, but yeah, the story has a dark side to it. Funny how things look from a different angle? IDK.
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