Alliance vs Horde

Well after you drench it you eat it. You dont sit around watching it.

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Trust me.

grins

Is this a bad time to reveal to the world that I am a… slow eater…

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Sounds like someone that grew up as an only child.

I have two brothers. I eat fast.

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Just need your father to eat from your plate. Worked for me.

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Any day now. He went to go get milk from the store.

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Mine came back, looked at me and said he needed to get another gallon.

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He probably saw you eating a pancake tbh

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With chopsticks.

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I mean. What else would you use.

Not me eating potato chips with chopsticks unironically. I just don’t like my hands getting dirty.

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I think he’s hitting trash can lids with grill forks.

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Doing it wrong. Smear peanut butter on your hand and reach in the bag. Eat it like corn on the cob.

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I’m horrified rn

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Lol.
I like you.
I feel the same way about Cheetos or Doritos. That cheese is a pain to deal with.

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This man gets me. Are we brothers?

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kinda there with you lol… :sweat_smile:

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And then dealing with the intrusive thoughts of whether I washed my hands properly or whether I’ll be having gradual sniffs of cheese

Well, if you smell processed salt and cheese, then apparently not. Need to soak your hands in mouth wash and scrub them clean with the garbage disposal unit.

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