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We Gnomes are the master race. All will bow before us.

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I fixed that for ya. You’re welcome.

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Yes, gather all the Gnomes in one place, it makes it easier to eat them. These free range gnomes are tough to catch.

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Present…

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Wow, you are a tall one. Also green and not very alliance-looking… This has to be a trap…

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I got what YOU need!

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Rip Rak not that kind of orc.

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Good thing I’m a Tauren rogue.

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I identify as a fluffy rabbit

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That’s just stating the obvious. We just allow other races to compete for the sub-master race.

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but that is only because you accept Gnomes as a master race :stuck_out_tongue:

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I met a blood elf earlier who opened my eyes and taught me a valuable lesson.

So long as they’re bearded, I welcome all. Come, gnomes, give ol’ viking Santa a high five!

… If you can reach my hand. holds hand over head

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…

uses staff to give the high five

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That’s funny. The kinda short human is teasing the short human! The things you see these days…

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I appreciate the ingenuity!

Staff-five accepted.

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Reporting in

rawr…

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Only other short people can make fun of short people and get away with it, it’s like an unwritten rule. That, and lighting a Dark Irons beard on fire doesn’t really make them upset for obvious reasons.

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Yeah, what Zimmy said.

Silly blood elf.

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I assure you I am one of you I’ll prove it.

Favorite saying " no not another punt"

Favorite movie is Big

Favorite snack: cookie

Favorite MVP warrior Gnome.

We good?

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I might look like a Forsaken dude, but I’m actually a group of Gnomes under this robe.